ADRIANA

The world’s coolest person in training

[ADRIANA @adriparente]

Stop looking for happiness in the same place you lost it

[ADRIANA @adriparente]

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[ADRIANA @adriparente]

@instagram can I please have my account back? It’s been over 24 hours and I have tried everything. A girl has to work! Please help

[Alyssa Cabral @alyssacabralxo]

Guys. This skip the dishes commercial about kissing with your eyes open. GENIUS TIMING. Give that marketing team a raise #TheBachelor

[tony ferraro @tony_ferraro7]

the girls who organized the prom dress facebook groups should be in charge of distributing the vaccine

[Andrew Barr @AndrewBarr8]

BREAKING: Canadian government urges you to avoid travel so you don’t bump into them travelling

[ADRIANA @adriparente]

Is there a reason everyone is in Miami or Tulum? Asking for a friend

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

the jonas brothers went to the year 3000. they could have warned us about covid-19 but chose not to

[ADRIANA @adriparente]

genuinely wish the ppl that hurt me well because I’m 15 lbs lighter now

[Sydnee Washington @Justsydnyc]

Normalize being in a full blown relationship & not posting pictures of it.

[angie @teaxtarot]

Birth certificates are just zodiac passports .... think about it

[ADRIANA @adriparente]

Ashton, you can come out now!!!

[ADRIANA @adriparente]

my draft tweets though.....

[ADRIANA @adriparente]

eb dnik

[ADRIANA @adriparente]

I have a dog. Like a real one. Finally

[ADRIANA @adriparente]

my favourite colour is terracotta

[ADRIANA @adriparente]

Boop

[ADRIANA @adriparente]

I just want to be snacking on sugar cane, mangos, and coconut on an island

[ADRIANA @adriparente]

And if you’re a Cancer don’t look my way

[ADRIANA @adriparente]

If you wanna marry me you better have Taurus, Gemini, or Libra in your birth chart