I would say happy birthday, America, but unfortunately I love abortions and immigrants and public education and universal healthcare and Black people and the environment and not bombing children with my tax dollars.
@AgingRanchHand I can’t use a regular cheese grater because I’ve gouged my skin on them exactly 4 times in my life and I decided enough is enough. I just get too excited for the cheese idk.
@telyhouse This tweet is what got me to begin watching house and I just made it to this episode…absolutely shook the entire time. I really wasn’t expecting that.
breaking both of your arms, your jaw, your entire face, undergoing 2 intense surgeries within 48 hrs, having your jaw sutured shut and a feeding tube in your neck = not enough to stop Wonton from enjoying a saturday night churu
If you can help with this gigantic vet bill, please do. Wonton wants to fight. And if she's in, I'm in. We're not ready to give up.
Paypal: https://t.co/XwbywbySdn
Donorbox: https://t.co/oZNfouBfXs
Venmo: friendsofbear ***MAKE SURE IT'S THE CORRECT ACCOUNT, UNDER "CHARITIES"***
not to trauma dump or anything but during the boston tea party, i was actually thrown into the boston harbor because they thought my body was tea. it was really scary. i almost drowned.