Life Johnson

INTP. Chaotic neutral. Nerd. Gamer. Reader. Researcher. Writer.
The cake is a lie.

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For me this place is not about gaining followers. I just like to interact with people without actually having to meet them.

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@DrJenGunter Dr. Bro, Dr Brah, Dr. Bruh, Dr. Mydude, Dr. Dood, Dr. Homie & Dr. Wassup will be presenting.

[Gabe Sanchez @iamgabesanchez]

Elon Musk to everyone: "screw world hunger, I'm buying Twitter"

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@DeathMetalV I guess they are betting on nobody remembering Clea Strange 🤷‍♀️

[Pink Floyd @pinkfloyd]

🇺🇦🌻 Pink Floyd's new single, Hey Hey Rise Up - feat Andriy Khlyvnyuk - is out now worldwide.

Download / stream at https://t.co/1pbIrENapV

All proceeds of the song will go to Ukrainian Humanitarian Relief.

Watch the full video with subtitles in Ukrainian and English below.

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@SeamusBlackley So Musk isn't really interested in developing his own social media forum then. Just plotting to take over this one. 😕

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@TheRickWilson

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<Checks date>
Nice try .@Twitter, nice try.

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@pygmalionundone

[ACLU @ACLU]

Today and every day, we’re proud to fight alongside the trans community.

Say it with us:
Trans people are loved.
Trans youth are cherished.
Trans people belong.

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@OhNoSheTwitnt Homophobe thinks he's a comedian 🙄

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@neilhimself Yes they do just have to make themselves miserable.

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@Talia_Christine 🤣🤣🤣

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@book960 Even paired with hiking boots those pants would be an abomination.

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@bader_diedrich I defrosted a lemon meringue pie on the countertop today. Phew, glad I got that off my chest 😅

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Gentlemen defend women. Don't criticize Mr Smith when you secretly crush on Mr Darcy.

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@cooltxchick Chris Rock dissed Jada so Will punched 👊 him and told him to "keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth"

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@th3j35t3r @ArcticDag @ManMadeMoon Google Lens has some pretty cool features. 😎 Love the warning on the cigs too 😆

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@DrJenGunter @jtrebach If that is a Cotoneaster, then those are very poisonous to humans. Great for the 🐦 though.

[Nick Knudsen 🇺🇸 @NickKnudsenUS]

Oleksandra Nazarova & Maxim Nikitin survived Putin’s bombing of Kharkiv.

They then went to represent Ukraine at the French World Figure Skating Championships.

Their performance did their country proud. Please watch & share: