Alasdair Kesson

Inevitable disclaimer: All views expressed are personal
You'll find me elsewhere with the adskesson handle.

[Alasdair Kesson @adskesson]

People of Britain. What have you done?

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@flaneurUK Had a the Seat incarnation on a P plate. Beautiful metallic red and the first car I had with air con.

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@dresserman Another French retail account. @BlogGrandeDistr

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@dresserman If you're doing French retail you need to give @Dauvers70 a follow.

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Most of the April fools jokes I've seen have been produced by AI. Makes it easy to spot them, which kind of defeats the point of the exercise.

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Great to have @bayonne back with some new music https://t.co/lbmAIESPSc #NewMusicFriday

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@PastGlasgow Bradfords greatly missed.

[The Ferret @FerretScot]

🔴EXCLUSIVE: The vape shop at the centre of the fire on Glasgow's Union Street had not paid business rates and does not appear on a legal register to sell tobacco or vaping products, The Ferret has found.

Read the full story 👉 https://t.co/sVvIqWi2ur

[Alasdair Kesson @adskesson]

@FanlessTech I’ve had mine 4yrs and it’s been rock solid.

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@_xpn_ Unlike countries like France and the Netherlands, pancakes seem to have fallen out of everyday food culture. I wonder why.

[Alasdair Kesson @adskesson]

It's perfectly OK to make pancakes any day of the year.
Do I?
No.

[Gerry 🏇💨💨💨 @gerryd84]

Never in my life have a heard a French Geordie accent until now 😂😂

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@thefish64 Even finding the number of students in the year group is hard, but it was approximately 55,000. So clearly a significantly smaller proportion of student students study a language in Scotland than in England.

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@thefish64 I have not been able to find any statistics that allow you to find this comparison with England. The language trends report suggest that there were 21930 entries in 2025 at these levels.

[Alasdair Kesson @adskesson]

@thefish64 It’s very difficult to find this number. Standard grades have been replaced by national four (broadly equivalent to level one in England) and national five (level two). It’s possible to take these when ready rather than at the age of 15/16.

[Sustainable Energy Forum @Eddystone506]

Yes release ALL the Mandelson data.

But ALSO release the same data on LEBEDEV, OWEN, ELLIOTT, GOVE and the other grifters who shouldn’t be in the HoL.

AND the Russia Report.

AND the Brexit impact reports.

AND Farage’s links to Russian funding.

[John Arnold @johnarnold]

Just returned from my first trip to China, mostly looking at the energy and robotics industries. Fascinating. Random observations, both business and general, below...
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[Frances Novillo @theliturgylady]

@alfiemoore Carpe dime = seize the cash

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

This guy clears snow for his neighborhood in a unicorn costume. 😂😂

I love people who have a sense of humor.

[Alasdair Kesson @adskesson]

#NewMusicFriday Impressive debut album from Manchester trio building on a range of influences to create something very much their own. https://t.co/g5VHjY7wBi