pez

if u find this acc its not real ur lying
free palestine 🍉🇵🇸

[Sprinkles The Dubstep LARPer @TrapLordSprinks]

If you spin kick a dad at a hardcore show his divorce papers fly out of his pockets like Sonic rings

[Marie ☆ @diningtableee_]

Uncle pussy and auntie penis when cousin cloaca walks in

[Biofeelia @vandedjan]

Getting to the point in life where interactions like this mean something

[Lin-Manuel Rwanda @facebookvillain]

ashing my nature valley bar out the window like a cigarette

[evilnigga448 @evilnigga448]

when i was a kid i fucking molested adults

[pez @aduckwithablunt]

@pyrexthottie @pixie_revolver yeah right they were all butt fucking on that stage

[‎‎ ‎🍦 ‎‎ ‎ luca ‎ ‎‎‎♡'s ‎ ‎‎‎ ꓘⵎⴽ ‎ @CAKERARD]

Please, Pussy was my uncle. Call me Vagina.

[YBG Don @cocotresco]

Why did gatsby not just reply to daisy’s story with “need that 😮‍💨”? Is he stupid?

[Mini Modu @MinModulation]

"bro I think the stripper loves me"
"nah bro. she treats everyone like that."
"whoah, really?"
"yeah. she loves everyone, everywhere."
"even with all the terrible things I've done in my rotten life...?"
"she loved you before you were born, bro. she IS love, bro."
"bro..."

[Lena @chancevisitors]

Notice how there are no Leonard Cohen songs about getting your money up

[Reverend @ReverendDubstep]

This cannot be healthy to consume

[kyrsive / maxi road / equovil @kyrsive]

coming back from college classes just to hop on discord

[jeff pumpkin 2 🎃 @mascarasaturn]

trans people: im trans

society: ok

aquatic drake: cod's plan

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

my uncle and I killed the tickle monster on a camping trip in ‘07. Shot him right between the eyes, sumbitch is mounted on the mantle over the fire. Can still see the fear in his eyes and everything. Taxidermist went mad after making it, said he’d never touch hide nor hair again.

[boypussy extraordinaire @GAYLOSTBOYS]

u guys on earth getting cushy with uncle pussy meanwhile I’m heading to venus with aunt penis

[aisha ⋆﹒༚𓂃⊹ ࣪ ˖ @jirtibby]

the old period stains on my underwear perfectly leading me to where i now should place my pad

[very tall bart @TallBart]

Friend: (Showing me Not Like Us) What do you think?
Me: This beat is dopelicious
Friend: What about the pedophile bar?
Me: They should shut that place down

[Gnome @gnomemunculus]

@LittleBig18th no latex gimp will die on my watch

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

still think abortion is cool? why not ask your...
aborted gf: i'm sorry you never got to cheat on me.
aborted homunculus: i would've wanted to be an outlet for your violent emotions.
aborted drake: you could've used to call me on my cellphone.