Antonia Kraskowski

• Freelance fashion editor • Elon Musk stole my blue tick • all words my own, unless they’re someone else’s • find me on Instagram instead

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Opticals are my jam so I wrote a piece about the best eyeglasses trend for 2022 for @womanandhome https://t.co/FVF4YhLv8a

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Watching the @DisneyPlusUK Vogue in the 90s documentary series and genuinely puzzled as to the absence of @AShulman2. Why is such a seminal editor just non-existent?

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@joannamont @thetimes Shows how often I actually open Twitter 😬 I was on the same subscription package for 13 years! Sunday paper plus digital access.

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I’ve had a letter through from @thetimes subscriptions department telling me that as of the end of November, they’ll be upping my monthly debit from £13 to £30.33. I’m a big supporter of print, working in the industry, but that jump takes the piss. Consider me unsubscribed 👋🏼

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@JoshuaPressLDN You will 100% have a better non-work life in Brighton, I say this as a former resident!

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@monzo are you feeling okay hun? 3% fee to withdraw cash from an ATM? Seriously, WTF.

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Ciao blue tick, it was nice being verified 👋🏼

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Chic AND practical for AW23 in a cost of living crisis - hands up if you want a @burberry hot water bottle IMMEDIATELY

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@HRWright Thank you! It was all becoming a little too algorithmic for my liking

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Really wish Twitter would stop showing me tweets from people who I don’t follow based on those who I do and just SHOW ME TWEETS FROM PEOPLE I FOLLOW

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… then you finally get hold of someone and they tell you they have no solution, even though they’ve taken your money. So here we are, trapped by a sodden mattress that we can’t bring inside, unable to get our buggy in or out of the house. Thanks @EalingCouncil 👏🏼

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Don’t you just love it when you pay @EalingCouncil to collect your old mattress, drag it outside into the rain on the appointed day that you’ve paid for…. for them not to turn up 🙄

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At least Royal Mail’s strikes have a reason for delivering my packages late, Evri is just shit.

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Just read that Elon Musk is planning to charge me to keep my blue tick as his solution to Bots. Sure, Jan, that’ll definitely help. Like I needed ANOTHER reason to not bother with Twitter any more 🙄

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Super proud of my lifelong pals over at @kimeze_eyewear for getting their amazing sunglasses and eyewear stocked on @NETAPORTER - available to buy now! https://t.co/HuMPzUixyI (still waiting on my Dambas Clare, just sayin’ 😉)

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@LivsFoster Woah woah woah but who DOESN’T need a £190 baguette bag? #eattherichandtheirbaguettes

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@JoeTwyman @jimwaterson Err, no additional Acton station - all were existing!

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@HM_Passport Sam, it’s now been OVER A WEEK since we first called - despite being repeatedly assured that our call back had been escalated, we have heard nothing. We paid for a fast track passport for our child, waited 2 weeks, only for your incompetent staff to misspell his surname. 🙄

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Spent a small fortune for a fast track passport that then took 2 weeks. Turned up with a misspelt surname, immediately called @HM_Passport to try and rectify - four days on from being told we would get a call back within 24 hours…

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Genuinely surprised that @DailyMailUK haven’t picked up the absolute shambles that is currently @HM_Passport service

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When is a fast track passport not a fast track passport? When it’s misspelt by @HM_Passport