Adulthuman

rolling stone gathers no moss

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Cartel waiting for the MX national team outside the stadium

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I feel real fear when I see a public toilet and the lids down 🫪 What could you have possibly done that you had to hide

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Who Getting Cuck’d Tonight or whatever Gunna said

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My fault I ain’t even realize I was staring I be high asl

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Bih said she don’t want a friendly nigga, told da hoe I’m affable

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My bitch look like a Margaret keane painting

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

What makes Furious Styles so memorable in Boyz n the Hood (1991) is that he never treats fatherhood as a background detail. Raising Tre is his purpose & every piece of advice reflects a man determined to give his son opportunities he never had.

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Y’all fathers ugly, bring back Mother’s Day abeg

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@japan_nobunaga This part makes no sense

“Then I carried it back to the host with both hands…
He took it without looking and shouted…
"BANANA! Party of one, your table's ready!"
A hundred strangers turned. I rose. I crossed that floor as Banana”

You crossed the room twice?

[moesha @yunclesage]

Here’s two really fun short films created by filmmakers of color

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@Sophistryyy I regret it

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Im still on iOS 18 💀should I update?

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Conversely, ladies should a man be making eye contact when he’s eating ?

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Fellas are y’all makin eye contact when you eat the puh

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Fellas are y’all makin eye contact when you eat the puh

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@GunsFanatics @varrylickers That not a Glock w 3 fancy attachments? I’m new here

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For 20 days I’ve consumed ≈ 4000 calories daily. I’ve gained 20lbs and have gas constantly

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

the lovers blade

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@MuteCanary_ @ShepherdessAnne @hujimari He’s talking about Deaf people. Idk why OP was avoiding deaf people their whole life though

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@1coolgirlie This rhetoric is dangerous but I appreciate the sentiment

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@J450NP13 @WeaponsVault Mag* oops

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@J450NP13 @WeaponsVault Really? 3 clips for 1 brick of raw seems excessive to me 😂