Em

Emmy award winning production assistant

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

It's true entering the country illegally is a crime, but not all undocumented immigrants crossed a border. Some overstayed a visa, which is a civil violation.

Will give an example. You sell merch, but removed the country of origin label. This is a civil violation under FTC code.

[Em @adventuresin25]

Really disappointing to see Hugh Laurie involved with the next HP audiobook. https://t.co/6dDiAYTva4

[Michael Walsh @thatbloodyMikey]

Nice of Sharon to take a break from public Mourning, to be a Genocidal fucking Monster.

[sean @_sn_n]

they made Jimmy Carter sell his peanut farm

[Maybe: Brendan Bergen @carpetislava]

It’s the youngest country he could think of

[gato fumante @KweenInYellow]

Regina Spektor stopped her show mid-performance to have an audience member removed for shouting "free Palestine".

Another audience member calls out "you can say it, free free Palestine!"

Spektor says "I thought this was different than the internet, this is real life!" as they are also removed.

A third audience member, meekly: "But there is a genocide happening..."

RS: "You can leave the show if you want, this is not an internet comment section."

"We're watching children dying..."

RS: "Yeah, I think you should go, this is not the place for that.

Several more people walk out.

RS: "I'm being othered here, and it sucks."

🙄

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Start work slightly early:
Nobody notices.

Finish work slightly early:
“Part timer are you?”

[B.M. @ireallyhateyou]

One million children in Gaza have been robbed of their childhood by Israel.

[WikiVictorian @wikivictorian]

Ball gown by Liberty & Co., 1888. The MET.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I just want to be clear that there are half a million athletes competing at the collegiate level and of those 500k, less than 10 are transgender. less than 10!!we’ve got federal laws bullying 10 college kids. seems like a totally rational reaction to me

[ITV News @itvnews]

'I want to get treatment and look like I used to': Malnourished Amal, 7, pleads for help in Gaza https://t.co/zDrskK4OfO

[kelsey @prentisswifts]

i need to quit my job to pursue hobbies

[ems 🫧 @atotalposer]

i’m being pushed to the jar jar brink

[Em @adventuresin25]

Life imitating art.

[RTÉ News @rtenews]

A truck crash that set 250 million bees free has sparked warnings in the western US, with police telling people to avoid swarms of the stinging insects https://t.co/0phytRowFO

[Arthouse Shawn Levy @firagawalkwthme]

“Why do people consider Luigi a hero?”

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Parents: "back in our days we didn't go to therapy"

Me, fighting the urge to say "It shows"