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it was a good day.

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@CanonUSAimaging yeah...like your mom that one time. I should've held the door for her but I was in hurry. Didn't mean to be rude.

[NASA @NASA]

#7NamesFor7NewPlanets?
TRAPPIST-1b
TRAPPIST-1c
TRAPPIST-1d
TRAPPIST-1e
TRAPPIST-1f
TRAPPIST-1g
TRAPPIST-1h

😉 https://t.co/QS80AnZ2Jg

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Get you someone that looks at you the way Ivanka Trump looks at Justin Trudeau

[BadHombreLands NPS @BadHombreNPS]

Unlike certain, um, individuals, @ArchesNPS's sandstone formations are *naturally* orange due to the presence of hematite. #science #geology

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Just #radicalized my pubes with some styling mousse. #DemsInPhilly #DNC

[BAKOON @BAKKOOONN]

how fucking embarrassing for everyone involved or in any way even tangentially connected

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@chrissyteigen batshit crazy, dogshit crazy, goatshit crazy, elephantshit crazy, etc., ad nauseum...

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If you can maintain an erection through the #gopconvention, you are either king dick or completely insane.

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@meganamram enough with the maritime metaphors. great episode!

[✌️ @nick_pants]

i've been watching this for 15 minutes https://t.co/U3NbAaKNQt

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

My dad left to go get cigarettes 20 years ago and-
*dad walks in*
Dad? You’re back?!
“Hi son. Just forgot my lighter. Bye”
*dad leaves*

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@adub618 why in the hell should they?

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@adub618 runner up: lattes

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@paulfeig truth...and Paterniti's "The Long Fall of One Eleven Heavy."

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@senderblock23 upper echelon

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@robdelaney which killed more people in the 20th century? Pol Pot or Marijuana Pot #420NO

[Josh Weinstein @Joshstrangehill]

Ground Control to Major Tom: your unorthodox actions have caused the shirt company to rescind their endorsement deal.

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@laurenreeves #crazytrain

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#Seahawks #StrongMenAlsoCry