Mzee Mzima

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[Andrew Kibe @kibeandy]

Ndio kuamka shamelessly. Single life is biurriful, now imagine I was a ka happily married I would have been doing stupid shit from 5am trying to please people who will end up hating me anyway

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Andrew Kibe mocked a bro to entertain the table.

[Nyaf fx @kichwa_]

Mtu ampee mimba haraka tukue tukionyesha watoto wake what a whore their mom was/is

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

When farmers see an iPhone in your pocket😂😂:

[Brian | AI @ndukoB]

Ants are probably trying to drag you into a hole whole time you think it's pinching you😂😂

[Lutaaya @JoshuaLutaaya__]

I’ll install such things in my house when I become rich so that family members think I’m a ritualist and they don’t ask me for money…

[Firearm Videos @firearmvideos]

iShowSpeed is a legend for this 😂

[Arthur🇳🇬🇬🇧🇸🇳 @AjMachalaa]

I'm just saying... before the fame, before the Grammys, Cardi B was really outside.😳💔

[Tristan Tate @TateTheTalisman]

Which Zoo owns this monkey.

@Cobratate and I will buy it.

250,000 dollars.

I am NOT joking.

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

Being hated by idiots is the price you pay for not being one of them.

[Jet Daniel 🛩️ @LaceVine]

I fear poor people so much. They will backstab you for peanuts.

[Skeka @realskeka]

Kibe should talk to that small boy Mbavu destroyer. He still has his mums voice in his head. Your parents financial problems is none of your fvcking business.

[Mzee Mzima @adycannon]

Kumbe talking stage ni ya ma boy hawataki

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Nothing is worse than realising you shouldn’t have told someone so much.

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

Modern women will want your time if you’re rich and your money if you’re poor. Somehow, no matter what you have, it’s always your fault you can’t meet their impossible standard.

[Ambar @Ambar_SIFF_MRA]

When you marry a woman without a past

[Ze3ree @Ze3ree]

I’m a cheat code nga I’m a glitch ,throw me in the game and I’m bound to get rich

~lil loaded

[Pritika @pritika_9]

Avoid traveling with someone who gets easily irritated by minor issues, as their negative mood could spoil your trip.

[Post Carlone @carltonkitheka1]

Arbantone and Gengetone about to reach unfathomable peaks this year