ashton

lower your expectations

[ashton @ae_mar10]

i have to be hot so that i can be stupid and get away with it

[ashton @ae_mar10]

@StrikeMasterT this is probs short lived… I forgot the lack of brain cells that exist on this app

[ashton @ae_mar10]

I know this is an Argentina hate train tweet but “Belgium get the USA” might be one of the most positive things I’ve seen said about the USMNT lmao

[Mal @UtdMaI]

Brazil get Norway.
Portugal get Spain.
France get Morocco.
England get Mexico.
Belgium get the USA.

Meanwhile Argentina somehow end up with the weakest team left in the tournament… after already coming through a path of Algeria, Jordan and Cape Verde.

At some point you’re allowed to ask how one side of the bracket keeps looking like the World Cup, while the other looks like a preseason tour.

[ashton @ae_mar10]

@varun_prakash97 just popping in quick

[ashton @ae_mar10]

it would really suck to be on the 49ers or the chiefs and have to miss the usher concert

[ashton @ae_mar10]

@StrikeMasterT Nbd but broncos beat the chiefs

[ashton @ae_mar10]

“nice and short today” - my supervisor after talking for an hour and 45mins straight

[Mike Singer @msinger]

“Who’s your daddy?” chant breaks out to end this Nuggets-Lakers season opener.

[ashton @ae_mar10]

someone tell the broncos defense that they’re actually supposed to stop the other team

[ashton @ae_mar10]

nvm 🫠

[ashton @ae_mar10]

do we think there will be any stops in this broncos vs bears game or are both teams just gonna score on every single drive??

[ashton @ae_mar10]

honestly how dare you call me with a work question during work hours

[ashton @ae_mar10]

whoever cursed the broncos after they won the super bowl can go straight to hell

[ashton @ae_mar10]

no one knows what it means but it’s provocative

[ashton @ae_mar10]

can’t wait to meet my sister-wife

[ashton @ae_mar10]

the worst day of my life is every day that i have to work

[NCAA Women's Volleyball @NCAAVolleyball]

The largest crowd ever to attend a women's sports event.

#NCAAWVB

[ashton @ae_mar10]

love that they’re only doing it because wisconsin broke their regular season attendance record

[ashton @ae_mar10]

a true volleyball school

[NCAA Women's Volleyball @NCAAVolleyball]

Volleyball Day in Nebraska is right around the corner. Follow along for all the fun 👀

#NCAAWVB x 📸 @NEStatePatrol

[ashton @ae_mar10]

i hate to admit it but the “her sister was a witch” guy is my dream man

[ashton @ae_mar10]

@unintolerable relatable