Chetan B. Patil

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[Chetan B. Patil @AeChetan]

@kiranravinutala @swapnakpanda @IndianGems_ Because, you are subscriber of their network. Your number is registered on the system and it is occupying their resources. You are using their network services and should pay for that. If you don't pay, they won't be keeping you registered on their netowk.

[Chetan B. Patil @AeChetan]

@NokeJian @RigvedP1 @rishabhm This is not how it works. There were Indians in the Army but the army was called as British Army. Same like every other Army since ancestral time.

[Chetan B. Patil @AeChetan]

@KordeGirish @CMOMaharashtra @AjitPawarSpeaks @mieknathshinde @pcmcindiagovin @shekhardalal @PCMCSarathi @supriya_sule @iShankarJagtap @MPShrirangBarne सदर रस्त्याचे काम आधीपासून प्रलंबित आहे, जागा PCMC कडे हस्तांतरित नाही हे आम्हाला मागील २ वर्षांपासून सांगण्यात येत आहे. या जागेवर वारंवार अपघात होत आहे. आम्हाला फक्त आश्वासन मिळत आहे की रस्ता हो��ार. आपण या तक्रारीला गंभीरतेने घेऊन पावसाळ्यातील अडचणी आणि अपघात टाळण्यास मदत करावी.

[Chetan B. Patil @AeChetan]

@AbhilashSharma0 @dhruv_rathee

[Chetan B. Patil @AeChetan]

@AndColorPockeT I read it somewhere long back that the people in the holy month of Shravan or major festivals like Navaratri focused more on worship of god/goddess, some do Tapascharya for all days. That's why they could not look after many things.
I may be wrong but I read something like this.

[Chetan B. Patil @AeChetan]

@SamantrayMK @MeghUpdates Upto 4 L - no tax
4 L - 8 L (4 L total) - 5% tax = 20K
8L- 12L (4 L total) - 10% tax = 40K
Total tax payable is 60K till 12 L income. Earlier tax rebate was 25K(on 7 L), which was waived off. Now the new tax rebate is 60K, which will be waived off. Ultimately no tax to be paid.

[Chetan B. Patil @AeChetan]

@RNTata2000 Rest in peace sir. You will be remembered for ages 💐🙏🏻

[Chetan B. Patil @AeChetan]

@rahul_agricos @PrakashGade13 @Priiyam @The_NikhilB

[Chetan B. Patil @AeChetan]

मी: ओ दुकानदार काका, हे साधं मीठ नको, श���द्ध मीठ द्या.
नाहीतर माझी Iodine मला.
#MarathiPuns

[Chetan B. Patil @AeChetan]

@praneshjoshi3 @Starboy2079 If this goes on for few years, the festival/rituals will shift early and at some point of time, the Diwali from Winter will come in Monsoon, later in summer. To manage all these things in their respective times, the Adhik Maas is added to compensate the shortfall of days.

[Chetan B. Patil @AeChetan]

@praneshjoshi3 @Starboy2079 Please do not consider both calendars synced with each other. First you need to know that the lunar calendar month starts on Pratipada (a day after amavasya / purnima). As the lunar calendar month lasts for ~ 29 days, the same tithi in next lunar year will come early by few days.

[Chetan B. Patil @AeChetan]

@desimojito @hegdepooja @farhad_samji @VenkyMama @SKFilmsOfficial

[Chetan B. Patil @AeChetan]

In Pune, a girl runs 'errands' for her boyfriend.
They live in Errandवणे
#MarathiPuns

[Chetan B. Patil @AeChetan]

मी चमच्याने noodles खातो,
मला काहीच fork पडत नाही..
#marathipuns

[Chetan B. Patil @AeChetan]

The 'urge' of Government officials is to get an 'अर्ज' for any कामाची सुरुवात.
#marathipuns

[Chetan B. Patil @AeChetan]

@nevrekaraishwa2 @readwise save

[Chetan B. Patil @AeChetan]

@makemytrip provided a bad service and a false commitment.
I faced lots of trouble and due to the incorrect information on your portal.

[Chetan B. Patil @AeChetan]

@RandheAnup 😁😁

[Chetan B. Patil @AeChetan]

What could be one of the best products to be sold in Vidarbha?

:अ-कोला
#MarathiPuns

[Chetan B. Patil @AeChetan]

*In World war II*
जर्मनी जपान ला: Americaमे कामं करून ठेवलेत,
तू Asian का आमच्यासोबत निस्तरायला?
#MarathiPuns