Akshat Bansal

23 | Data Engineer-I @DataVinci| Prev Intern: SWE @InfoShore, DS @Personifwy | ⚰️ Writer

[John Kim @PremiumGoblin]

Hi, I’m John! I’m a L7 Senior Staff software engineer at Meta.

My weird hobby is making AI Tech content on YouTube and Substack and I wanted to start sharing more here.

In the past I’ve worked on Reels, Meta AI on Msgr and currently working on Threads.

I also teach Agentic Coding with @bytebytego for fun on the side.

Doing an AMA here to share and meet new people. 👋

[Akshat Bansal @aeebeey]

Thou shalt not folly now lord #Grok

[Akshat Bansal @aeebeey]

@shubhporwal24 @join_grapevine Hi, I'm a React dev who enjoys turning ideas into things people can actually use. Been building, breaking, and learning in the way. You can check out my work here:
GitHub: https://t.co/GmxVKv43lJ
Portfolio: https://t.co/cHNhF9aRgH
Resume (if need be): https://t.co/COMNF7sEeF

[Akshat Bansal @aeebeey]

However tough queries I write, nothing can match the complexity that goes in to fill the daily work sheet💀

[Akshat Bansal @aeebeey]

@RahulKr1276 @kirat_tw @100xDevs Based on your late hours he might be spelling it right bro😂...keeping the hustle on🗿

[Akshat Bansal @aeebeey]

Ps: Can't really trust many so-called "Experienced Analysts" out here that blabber "Open for questions/interactions", tried reaching them, nobody fkin responds to practical questions....fake ass prtenders🤣

[Akshat Bansal @aeebeey]

I'm struggling with this #SQL query. I have StoreName, 5 tests (A,B,C,D,E), DateCreated. I need to get the store names & the count of all tests for each month.

Condition: If test A happened in a month or the previous month, it should be counted in the current month. Some help?

[Akshat Bansal @aeebeey]

Got this as the result in the column for A itself, solving the problem for each godforsaken month, scheduling the extraction query for BQ to Sheets transfer to run every day, and, boom sorted!✨

[Akshat Bansal @aeebeey]

@17hustle More power to you bro🔮

[Akshat Bansal @aeebeey]

Kabhi kabhi toh lagta hai bhale hi mai tut jau chalega, but mera code na tute pilij🤖

[Akshat Bansal @aeebeey]

@MohammadAl95063 💀🥲

[Akshat Bansal @aeebeey]

I'm pulling in GSC data since 2pm. Built the pipeline for it and all the OAuth sh*t as well. Not even halfway down, having pulled over 9+ million rows of data when I get asked the ETA for all the data fetched!

How am I supposed to give an ETA when I don't know the end of it😭💀

[Akshat Bansal @aeebeey]

@priYaarr By developing a "moti chamdi"😷

[Akshat Bansal @aeebeey]

@ohshinbhat Any sane mind should think it's a logical mindset, don't know the need to ridicule it as "indian mindset"

[Akshat Bansal @aeebeey]

Got a linkedin connection from an HR today. I thought she's connecting to hire me, turns out she wanted me to refer her😶

#hiring

[Akshat Bansal @aeebeey]

@shydev69 TC and H 🙃