Yeesh ⚓️

Life is Aisha, Love each other , that is all.

[Yeesh ⚓️ @Aeesha_]

The goal is to leave a mark on people & I do⚡️.

[Ms.Adeleke @LADY_BUNMI]

I disagree. Uniforms provide structure, discipline, and routine. Children need all these.

[Nans @nansbello]

When Nigerians continue to memeify our problems, this is what happens. Keep making your jokes and skits and calling them “satire”. The people you are doing it for will satirize you back and in a crueler way.

[Aunty Teda @imoteda]

Asked a private hospital admin which HMO works best with their hospital so I can sign 50 people up for it and use them as our primary hospital and she says she has "no idea of the best one". Okay now, which HMOs do you people accept let me go and do my own research. She doesn't know.

Am I being unreasonable or is this ridiculous?

Also how do you have the opportunity to sign up 50 new patients and you're just so lackadaisical about it?
Staff will ruin you I swear.

[Unconventional @Oluchi_ME]

“Anybody can be governor of Edo state; Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday but certainly not Monday whose surname is Okpebholo.”

That man ate with that, I fear. 😂

[Abuja Streets @abujastreets]

People no longer strive for excellence in this country… everything is just anyhow.

[Dodo @dodobabs_]

This foolish mindset Nigerians have where you’re not allowed to criticize anyone richer than you will lead us to destruction.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

In April 2026, these 3 girls - Chimfumnanya Stephanie Aghaduno, Abasiofon Otobong Sampson, and Damaris Oluwasemilore Oyerinde - represented Nigeria at the European Girls’ Mathematical Olympiad (EGMO) in Bordeaux, France.

66 countries participated, but unfortunately, Huaijin Lou from China won the gold prize. Our girls will try again next year and this time bring home the gold.

It was fully funded by ex-Olympiads from Special Maths Academy with zero support from the government.

Education needs to regain its place in our society.

[Khaleedah 💜 @thekhaleedahhh]

you can draw a straight line from nigerians worshipping money to the olodo uprising btw.

try to correct a rich person & you’ll see their hungry fans asking if your correct english can buy car.

[DaSuKi @chukaobi]

Cowbellpedia
Zain Africa Challenge
Milo Last Kid Standing
Gulder Ultimate Search
Project Fame West Africa
Malta Guinness Street Dance
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
NTA National Secondary Schools Quiz

The era that fought to reward intelligence and talent, and to make smart people famous.

Then Olodo Nation attacked, led by a men who either forged certificates or had no certificate at all.
And their Olodominions said “even if he presents a NEPA bill I will vote him”.

[Diji @dijiaderogba]

~ Can’t explain it, but I really hate that, as a people, we have made everything about money. We worship money too much in Nigeria.

It’s disgusting.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

Next week, I will be taking 3 students and 2 teachers to Rome, Italy, all expenses paid by me.

All visas have been issued and all arrangements have been sorted.

The students will represent Nigeria in the Maths and Science categories of the International STEM Olympiad.

They will compete alongside 154 other countries.

The students who won the 2026 South East Maths Olympiad and the teachers who supported them are going. Both the teachers and the students will experience growth together.

I will continue to push our bright minds to global stages.

In 10 years, I pray you will be alive to see the outcome of our investments in our children today.

[Ibeh @masurge7]

They can not Fund our smart children to go for international Maths Olympiads but they can sponsor Hajj mass marriages!

[CHI$OM (Hates APC)✨ @_chiceeeyyy]

Let me say it again , in a polygamous marriage the man loves only himself
Not the first or the second or third wife but himself alone

[idk luv, enjoy. @related_feels]

You can always count on me to never talk to you ever again. That’s my area of expertise.

[Okikiola @GuddyBamidele]

I find it really weird that all my life in Church i was told that when you pray you also take actions
If you pray to pass you also have to read
If you pray to get rich you also have to work
But somehow we are told to pray for Nigeria and not hold our leaders accountable

[Pémi @0luwapemi]

You see that story yesterday about the 30 year old babe whose parents are refusing to ALLOW to move out... now imagine she ends up with this kind of MIL. Do you think she'll be able to speak up for herself & push back? This is how authoritarian parents set their kids to be abused

[Orosun✨ @meetwithawele]

Some things are just so removed from my reality that I can never imagine myself in the situation no matter how I try. Because how???

[toss a coin to ur witcher 🪙 @AnyafuluAda]

30 years and parents refused in the same sentence

[G @jpegrelex]

i love people who try

[RAĒ @bbyyrrae]

People get weird when you stand up for yourself like did u really think ill let u talk to me crazy