Aeneas Hines

[Aeneas Hines @AENEASHINES]

For their 150th Anniversary, Ignatius will be selling their own craft beers, titled JUG and Saturday JUG. Who came up with that million dollar idea? I need answers

[Drake Maye Lover @drakemayeloverr]

I got fucking nothing man

[Adam Jude @A_Jude]

No Mariners hitters were available for postgame interviews. All had hustled out of the clubhouse before reporters were allowed in.

Dan Wilson said he didn't notice Josh Naylor's lack of hustle during 8th-inning double play: "I was watching the ball; I didn’t see what happened."

[Dave “Softy” Mahler @Softykjr]

This is honestly the most disgusting Mariners season I can remember.

There's been worse teams for sure. But the Mariners THEMSELVES put 8 players from this team on their own top 50 list. They literally told us they thought this was one of the most talented teams they've ever had.

Just an absolute massive miss.

[Ryan Divish @RyanDivish]

If you have any tasks or chores that you've been putting off, I suggest doing that instead of watching this game.

[Trident True @TridentTrue]

Not sure I’ve hated watching the Mariners this much in recent memory

They’re not good at anything right now and no one is coming to save them

[Sad Seattle Sports Enjoyer @strain4brain]

the boo's are getting louder. don't let them get tomatoes

[Jake Whittenberg @jwhittenbergK5]

Lot of boo’s at TMobile Park right now..

[Aeneas Hines @AENEASHINES]

@MarineLayerPod “When people show you their true colors, believe them the first time”. This team has proven time and time again that they don’t have what it takes. No fight, no accountability. There’s negative confidence that this will turn around

[Ryan Divish @RyanDivish]

Today is a good day not to post the Mariners lineup.

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

On the Miami #Dolphins: No changes are expected at this time, I’m told.

[Nic Rohloff @nic_rohloff]

The Miami Dolphins coaching staff is an absolute joke.

Top to bottom.

[Aeneas Hines @AENEASHINES]

@barstoolsports Same score as the first game back in the superdome 😭😭😂

[Aeneas Hines @AENEASHINES]

@MarineLayerPod We’re gonna miss the playoffs by a game again aren’t we

[Aeneas Hines @AENEASHINES]

@AKidFromKent Wait a minute, I was at this game! August 10, 2014. I’m from Chicago but we made the trip up to the PNW for vacation. 4-2 mariners win and a heart attack from Fernando Rodney in the 9th

[Aeneas Hines @AENEASHINES]

@FivePointsVids Cavs trading Kyrie in 2017

[Aeneas Hines @AENEASHINES]

Something about JP Crawford playing at home against the Nationals

[Aeneas Hines @AENEASHINES]

@ConorKincaid1 @CodyBrownBets I really like a Kerry carpenter HR today, dude owns the mariners and is facing their #6 starter

[Aeneas Hines @AENEASHINES]

@ColeYoungFan

[Aeneas Hines @AENEASHINES]

@GGGUndefeated @KentQuilling @CodyBrownBets He’s out tonight thank goodness

[Aeneas Hines @AENEASHINES]

@Cobraclutch357 @AndyRaulTarl @Directhim @670TheScore He threatened someone’s kids over a twitter exchange but it sounds like people hated him way before he did that