colleen mcbride

[Heidi N. Moore @moorehn]

The theory that the Boston cop slide is gentle to those who are pure of heart and vicious to those who are evil* seems like the best explanation.

Look at these wholesome fun-loving Scots:

*relatable

[Lunwi @lunwi75]

Remember when Musk challenged the World Food Program to explain how he could solve world hunger with just $6 billion, they did, and he just completely ignored them?

[@HeyRatty @HeyRatty]

Love to see so many Europeans taking advantage of #Boston’s most important cultural institutions

[margs @sosaneitsinsane]

psa regarding the world cup

[beloved @yerimabley]

Whole plane watching the knicks game except for one dude watching Off Campus

[Demon Realms @Demon_Realms]

If you've ever dated a grad student it's kind of humiliating. You have to be like "good luck with your exam honey :)" and you're both 27

[Sleepy time bear @bridespanker]

2020s ad: You can finance a burrito using A.I.

1994 Smirnoff ad: What if a penguin had that shit on

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

If Bernie’s Social Security bill was enacted in 2021, Musk would’ve paid $2.9 billion more in taxes, Social Security would’ve been solvent for 75 years, benefits would’ve gone up by $2,400 & 93% would’ve paid $0 more in taxes.

Instead, they want you to work till you drop dead.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

“Capitalism breeds innovation,” and the innovation is dynamically price gouging people based on how much they need something.

[ryland grace #1 fan ⸆⸉ ✪ |-/ @MirandaPar77877]

my soulmate isn’t on dating apps my soulmate will be at an imax showing of project hail mary

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

One family, the right-wing Trump-aligned Ellisons, will soon control:

TikTok
CBS
CNN
HBO
Discovery Channel
BET
Cartoon Network
Comedy Central
DC Studios
Fandango
Miramax
MTV
Nickelodeon
Paramount
PlutoTV
Showtime
TBS
The CW
TNT
Warner Bros.
And more

This is oligarchy.

[Clarence Thomas the Tank Engine @TheRealJChubby]

Taking Ticketmaster to trial would be popular with basically everyone but the Trump administration is too bought and sold to hold any rich people accountable even when everyone would support it.

[Eric @EricG1247]

Her friend started a company 8 days ago and she gave them $143 million government contract.

Republicans are literally robbing US in broad daylight.

[mickey @folkloremickey]

silly me!!! i thought id go to a concert or two this year!!! with my favorite artists all touring!! turns out ticketmaster isnt interested decided i can stay outside

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

It’s insane that TikTok was more Pro Free Speech when it was owned by the Chinese Communist Party than when it was owned by Donald Trump and Larry Ellison.

[Andrew Lokenauth @FluentInFinance]

“25% of Buy Now, Pay Later users are now relying on it to finance groceries.”

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

It’s all literally just this:

[Heidi N. Moore @moorehn]

Very literally this famous cartoon

[Jill Filipovic @JillFilipovic]

Maybe the lesson is not "Democrats should run moderates" or "Democrats should run socialists" but "Democrats should run candidates who are likable and have politics that are appealing in the specific places they are running."

[Dancing with the Stars #DWTS @officialdwts]

Wishing a big HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Andy! Hope your day is filled with lots of treats… and maybe a few tricks 🥳 🫶 #DWTS #HalloweenNight