erin 🖤

she/her

[erin 🖤 @aeraerr]

this is my private diary and if you interact with me that is your mistake

[erin 🖤 @aeraerr]

there’s so much alcohol in there r u kidding

[slug (allez🏆) @legumepod]

can someone swab the inside of the walter cup and culture it , trynna see something

[OME @Mike_Eagle]

if you squint at the word trillion it looks like guillotine

[The Pink King @DayalSami]

Call me a hater but I think living in a world where both trillionaires and global poverty coexist is a sign humanity has failed as a species

[mindy🌷 @mindyisser]

why does everyone want dresses with pockets? putting stuff in a dress pocket makes the dress look worse and i usually have too much stuff to carry so id need a bag anyway

[erin 🖤 @aeraerr]

over 12,000 and yes I lost

[phoebe daily @sourcebridgers]

Day 2 NA presale people, what queue numbers did you have today ?

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m actually stealing AI’s job (wasting resources and making up stupid shit)

[erin 🖤 @aeraerr]

Ray Davis Do Not Leave

[Tyler Dunne @TyDunne]

Ray Davis wants the ball. (He's got a point, too.) I caught up with a #Bills running back dying to show the world what he can do.

“Each and every day I just come to work and pray that I get an opportunity to showcase who I am."

Story: https://t.co/VmOGj1ipdg

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

If only there were a safe process for removing pathogens from milk.

[Jacob T. Swinney @jacobtswinney]

Big fan of modern movies bringing back the legal info on title cards 🎬

[Jeremy Konyndyk @JeremyKonyndyk]

DOGE didn't make a dent in the deficit, but it did bring back screwworm and enable a historically large new Ebola outbreak, so it's not like they didn't achieve *anything*

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

From 1966 to 2025 we dropped sterile flies over South America that ate screwworm and thus prevented them from spreading, but the le epic efficient cracked coders at DOGE thought this was a silly waste of the ~0 dollars it cost us.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Opened Google Scholar today and was immediately hit with “AI can now summarize academic articles.” Bro, it’s called an abstract and it already exists.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

not all of us were made to cook. some of us were made to have conversations with the person cooking.

[erin 🖤 @aeraerr]

CTE boys are like coffee, sometimes it just hits better on ice

[Mari @mariadizix]

girls don’t want football players girls want hockey players

[Michael @TheMG3D]

The downfall of Google and its their own fault

[erin 🖤 @aeraerr]

where’s that clip of hayley williams

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Morgan Wallen flips his piano onstage in Denver after a technical issue mid-performance.

[jezz @JezziiB]

Tired: Humans are killing the planet

Wired: literally like 90 specific billionaires and CEOs are killing the planet and we literally know their names

[erin 🖤 @aeraerr]

kms

[phoebe daily @sourcebridgers]

🚨PHOEBE PLAYED WAITING ROOM TONIGHT AS THE SURPRISE SONG IN DAVENPORT