stevie-jo ☭

devastatingly Midwestern. cool mom, decent comrade, obnoxious Sagittarius. wife for life to @hanz_____ she/her ✡︎

[stevie-jo ☭ @aespergon]

@starlarbu @hexprax this but rats

[paul rudd @philsadelphia]

“moment of silence for charlie kirk”
me:

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

THIS YOU? STUPID BITCH!!

[JaValle @JaValle]

Proof if you don’t believe it:
https://t.co/E8x6n35Bhc

[noah⋆ @princessjabber]

ppl in nepal are throwing their corrupt politicians into rivers while leftist americans are crying and making “he was bad but he had a family🥺” posts. y’all can stop fantasizing abt a revolution bc it’s not happening anytime soon if THIS is how you’re acting

[fortunate ramen @FortunateRamen]

this what bro had to say about empathy so don’t give him any

[stevie-jo ☭ @aespergon]

dead silent in the study room and some girl is eating an apple louder than I’ve ever heard a person do it. I mean, fucking horse-like. I’m so annoyed.

[stevie-jo ☭ @aespergon]

fuck standard deviations and fuck statistics 😭😭😭

[stevie-jo ☭ @aespergon]

me doing my “elementary stats” homework:

[stevie-jo ☭ @aespergon]

as if this weekend couldn’t get worse, here come the period cramps

[stevie-jo ☭ @aespergon]

showed my classmate pictures of me in high school/when I was way closer to his age and I felt like I was showing him tintypes from the Civil War

[stevie-jo ☭ @aespergon]

was listening to a song and had the funniest memory pop up of another time I’d listened to it with friends, and then got the deepest, deepest sadness as I realized the two people I had that interaction with are dead now.

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

everytime a beautiful and talented actress disappears after a wildly successful movie, I always believe it's because they told the wrong person "no".

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

me reminiscing on 2024

[doug 鞠一道 @douglaschu_]

not the sanctity of our neon-lined megachurch auditorium

[Dr. Mia Brett @QueenMab87]

I cannot explain the deep rage I have for Israel desecrating Judaism in this way.

[RENGOKU. @soxx12]

@megatyphIosion oh well thats different i didnt know that

[Treywop. 🪼🌬 @TRYVNS]

they bout to put him on the party flyers next year for MLK Day.

[stevie-jo ☭ @aespergon]

@XippXapp @_iamjamila they won the slur battle perhaps, but the smell indicates the war on BO was lost.

[Vivian @suchnerve]

I actually feel safer with him at large.

[stevie-jo ☭ @aespergon]

honestly a giant helping of any cereal with ice cold milk will do.

[stevie-jo ☭ @aespergon]

best after sex snack is a big bowl of Mini Wheats