alex sparkman

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

when i drink an IPA

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

I used to be young and fun and now I scroll Facebook Marketplace for fun

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

Oh they’ve just given up now

[samantha @milkygoddess]

(threateningly) let’s go to Chili’s

[liyah @hm_liyah]

i kinda like people who trauma dump idk. idc if i just met u 30 mins ago tell me why ur mom lost custody of u i’m curious

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

(flirting) wanna see the results of the online autism test i took

[Rod @justme_rod]

*me having a full menty b*

⚠️ Time to BeReal. ⚠️

[alex sparkman @aexspark]

The queens dead and mcchickens are $2.19, the world is falling apart

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

RIP queen i loved bohemian rhapsody 😔💔

[alex sparkman @aexspark]

@Nickelback where’s the album tho

[alex sparkman @aexspark]

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