@TfL@Se_Railway I’d just like to extend a huge thank you to both of you for charging me 10 a day to always be late. It’s the highlight of my day, really. I just love love love leaving 3 hours early for my 45 minute commute and still being late for work. You guys should be proud
@TfL big shoutout to the 335 to North Greenwich bus that left Ryan Close 2 minutes early this morning, despite the driver seeing people running to catch it. Hope that driver has a really nice day.
here’s 4 questions i recommend asking on a first date to really get to know them better:
1) do you wear wigs?
2) have you worn wigs?
3) will you wear wigs?
4) when will you wear wigs?
A 🧵 on #AIDS in the 80s/90s:
I was 15 when I first had sex with a man.
I’d snuck off to London’s Heaven nightclub with the express intent of ridding myself of my ‘gay virginity’, a goal I achieved easily with a visiting American photographer.
1/13
#LGBTplusHM#UnderTheScope
@c2c_Rail any news on when smart cards will be working again? Can’t lie, the paper tickets and machine shenanigans are starting to get reeeeeally annoying
I mean some of them aren’t cunts I just find it so very difficult to make friends esp in such a neurotypical environment. Haven’t felt this much like an alien outsider since school. Big big fan of that 💖
The violent realisation that you actually hate the job you thought you loved bc all your friends left and you realise you’re surrounded by absolute cunts 😊😊😊
Y’know what my life might be an absolute shambles but yesterday I walked past an actor/wbotm and he did a double take and looked me up and down like I was a whole damn meal. Thanks man, I can delay therapy for a bit longer now with the self esteem boost it’s given me x