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[Shaz @shazcodes]

a friend of mine died last year. worked in tech. 😐

he was 28. nobody from his company came to the funeral.

his slack account was deactivated before the obituary was published.

within 2 weeks, someone else had his job title.

i don't say this to be dark.

i say this because we give companies our health, our nights, our anxiety
and they give us a title that outlives us by 72 hours.

[𝐈𝐯𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧✰ @stit57881]

Why doesn't weed make conversations hilarious and chaotic anymore? Back in the day we'd be crying laughing at nothing. Now it's just four people nodding silently like we're solving quantum physics.

[vaaf @afava11_]

@Gerhardderechte clean corner + minimal shadow on the pattern

[𝓡𝓱𝓶𝔃 @TRimamfyen]

Drug tests are funny.

The guy doing fentanyl all weekend passes by Wednesday.

The guy who hit a joint at a barbecue three weeks ago is the one failing.

[vaaf @afava11_]

@247Mason 11 years with fps bugs LMAO sums up the devs perfectly.

[MLB @MLB]

Still riding the high of NiKo winning his first Major?

Baseball is here to keep the good vibes going ⚾️

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

Every app now is insanely sized. Why is my Wingstop app half a GB. How does that even happen!! These ppl should be beaten in the streets until it gets under 50mb again

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@sL33PERR @TDM_Jesus @ggsarzi petro dollar is a poison to humanity.

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@TDM_Jesus @ggsarzi oil industry is not ethical 😂

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@Footmaster124 @BrianCS_ “notning to show for it on steam” thought i made that pretty clear

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@Footmaster124 @BrianCS_ he prob doesn’t but oldest to win a major and no trophy to show for it on steam must suck.

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@ChiGodd @korolftp tos breach speed run method

[Brother Feng @cs2speculator]

Me after Windking mentions a skin I own

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@SenValeTV wonder what email is attached to that account. so cringe reason why r6 has been shit since y8

[GiD 🇨🇦 @Garfieldisdoc]

if your grinding ranked rn on pc you either have to be cheating, mentally ill or hate yourself

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@itzBombzy chud

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@droidr6_ @Oncetap @GooseIke_R6 @HashR681840 fax start name dropping these chuds

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

The White House was built to serve the American people.

Tonight it was used to promote a company the President owns stock in, sell subscriptions, promote corporate sponsors, push Trump crypto, and enrich the President and his family.

The founders warned us about kings enriching themselves from public office.

They did not fight a revolution for this.

[vaaf @afava11_]

@AnimalTorials @C0J0M0 i agree, i have bet boom instead