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🐕 lover, A strong mother and a writer
Am glad Elon musk employed me to be a full time writer on x

[幸 @afeezyuki]

Dude I can’t just believe this is the worst horror movie ending I have ever seen

[FWBIGNAME @bigname_o]

I f*cked my wife's girlfriend, and it was nothing like I thought it would be.

I know how that sounds. But the story isn't the one you're picturing, and that's why I'm telling it.

My wife, Lena, and I had been married eleven years when she told me she was bisexual. She said it at the kitchen table on a Tuesday night, with her hands wrapped around a mug, like she was confessing to a crime. I wasn't angry. I was mostly sorry she'd spent a decade thinking she had to hide it. We talked for three hours, and by the end we had a new kind of marriage, one with rules we wrote ourselves: honesty first, no secrets, and nobody gets hurt if we can help it.

Six months later she met Joss at a pottery class.

Lena brought her home for dinner after a few weeks, and I'll be honest about what I'd built up in my head, because it's the whole point of this story. I'd decided Joss would be confident and worldly, the kind of woman who walked into a room already knowing she'd be the most interesting person in it. Thirty-four, tattoos, a motorcycle jacket. I'd made her into someone out of a movie.

She showed up with a store-bought apple pie and a nervous smile, and apologized for being ten minutes early.

"I didn't want to be late," she said. "I'm always late. I figured early was the safe option."

That was the first crack in the picture. Over dinner it kept widening. She laughed too hard at her own jokes, then covered her mouth. She asked me three times whether I was okay with all of this, and when I said I was, she asked again, gently, like she'd rather be annoying than careless with me. Lena watched her across the table with a look I hadn't seen on her face in years, and I realized I wasn't jealous. I was just glad to see my wife that happy.

It took months before the three of us ever talked about the possibility of something more. Lena brought it up, carefully, on a Sunday afternoon on our back porch. She said she'd never want to pressure either of us, but she'd noticed things, and she thought it was better said out loud. Joss turned pink to her ears. I said I'd thought about it too, and that I'd want to go slowly. We all agreed that anyone could say no, at any point, for any reason, and nobody would be punished for it.

That conversation mattered more than anything that happened after.

The night itself was a Saturday in October. Lena had made dinner, opened a bottle of wine, and then, with a wink that nearly gave me a heart attack, announced she was going to bed early and that the two of us should "talk." She wasn't leaving us alone to be sneaky. We'd all agreed on it beforehand, and she'd said she'd rather be down the hall than hovering.

So it was Joss and me on the couch with the lamp on low.

"I'm so nervous," she said, and laughed. "I don't know why. I've been dating your wife for five months. I've seen you in your pajamas."

"I'm nervous too."

"You're doing a very good job of hiding it."

"I'm not," I said. "My knee has been bouncing for ten minutes."

She looked down, saw it, and burst out laughing, and just like that, something in the room loosened. We talked for another hour before anything else happened. She told me about growing up in a small town where nobody said words like bisexual out loud, and how she'd spent most of her twenties convinced she was too much or not enough. She said Lena was the first person who made her feel simple, not complicated.

I won't describe what came after, because it isn't the part that matters. We were adults who all knew what we were choosing. What I remember is that it wasn't the fantasy. It was slow, and a little clumsy, and she kept checking in, quietly, is this okay?, until I laughed and told her to stop asking and start trusting me. She said, "Sorry, I just want to get it right." And then she said something I've never forgotten: "I keep thinking about how much I want to be kind to you."

[Girish. @kohlitimes_18]

Every Amazon Prime shows I've watched, ranked from GOATED to DON'T TRY

[Àyántáyò @peter_lingua_]

彼女は彼を学校に通わせるために母親の金のイヤリングを売った。3年後、彼は彼女を結婚式に招待した。

彼女が彼に出会ったとき、彼は苦労している大学生だった。 彼の交通費を払うのがやっとだった。彼女はすでにスーパーで働いていて、わずかな給料しかもらっていなかったが、彼を信じていた。

彼が何か問題を抱えるたびに 学費を捻出するため、彼女はなんとかして家計を助けた。時には借金をし、またある時は食事を抜いて少しでも節約した。

彼は卒業したら状況が変わるといつも約束していた。
「ベイビー、少し時間をくれ。君が僕のためにしてくれることは、決して忘れないよ」と彼は言った。

彼女は彼の言葉を信じた。

卒業後、彼は銀行に就職した。服装も変わり、 友人が変わって、彼は急に忙しくなって彼女からの電話に出られなくなった。

彼女が不満を言うたびに、彼は彼女が不安症だと非難した。

ある晩、彼は電話をかけてきてこう言った。 彼は少し距離を置く必要があった。彼女は泣いたが、彼の決断を尊重した。

半年後、彼女はインスタグラムで彼の結婚式の写真を見た。

彼はある女性と結婚していた。 裕福な家庭出身。キャプションには「ついに失くした肋骨を見つけた」と書かれていた。

彼女は自分の見ているものが信じられなかった。

最も辛かったのは、彼の花嫁が長い手紙を書いていたことだった。 彼が責任感のある男性で、懸命に人生を築き上げてきたことへの感謝の投稿。

彼女は笑いたかった。

彼女は自分が持っていたお金のことを思い出した。 借りたお金のこと、抜いた食事のこと、そして彼女が払った犠牲のこと。彼女は母親に内緒でイヤリングを売ってしまったことさえ覚えていた。
一週間後、彼は彼女にメッセージを送った。

「元気でいるといいな。僕たちの関係はうまくいかなかったけど、これからも友達でいられたらいいな。」

彼女はそのメッセージを何度も読み返した。 返信する前に、こう付け加えた。

「おめでとうございます。奥様が、あなたが今日お祝いしているような立派な男性になるまでの道のりを、すべてご存知だといいですね。」
彼はすぐに彼女に電話をかけたが、彼女は出なかった。

もし誰かがあなたが何も持っていなかった時にあなたの人生を築くのを助けてくれたとしたら、あなたはその人に忠誠を尽くすべきでしょうか、それとも 完全に先に進むのは彼らの権利ですか？

[Ashantii @Ashantideel]

His final command to his Dog is heartbreaking.

[Ashantii @Ashantideel]

They had to shoot this scene multiple times because they couldn't stop laughing 😭

[SINGLE @Young_Fish01]

Mother: “Your brother is outside.”

Me: “Which brother?”

Mother: “Caleb. He’s come home.”

I froze.

My younger brother had disappeared six months earlier after telling our family he was travelling to another state for a construction job.

At first, he called regularly. Then the calls became less frequent. Eventually, his phone was switched off.

We contacted his friends, visited places where he used to work, and even filed a missing-person report.

There was no trace of him.

I rushed downstairs.

Caleb was standing near the front door with a small girl holding his hand.

He looked thinner and older than I remembered.

Me: “Caleb?”

Brother: “Hey.”

Me: “Where have you been? Do you have any idea what you’ve put us through?”

He looked down.

Brother: “I know. I’m sorry.”

Me: “Who is this child?”

The little girl moved closer to him.

Caleb: “This is Amara. She’s my daughter.”

My mother started crying.

Mother: “You have a daughter?”

[Chimaeze Chinweike @ikecenaexcel]

"The wise face failed plans and make new ones. They correct their mistakes and lead the way. They do not instill shame over fear, nor do they hold on to fear. No sacrifice is too big for them to make in order to excel."

[DESTINY🍿 @Destiny7f7]

I bought my house last summer and there's a big plum tree in the backyard. A few weeks after moving in, the previous owner messaged me saying her late mother planted it and asked if she could collect some plums when they were ready. I said sure because I understood the sentimental part..

When she came over she brought her husband, two buckets and a ladder. They picked nearly every ripe plum, including branches hanging over my patio, and left a bunch of broken twigs and fruit on the ground. I barely got any myself. Apparently her family has used those plums to make jam every year for almost 20 years...

[77UMBRA @77Umbra]

Before Medusa and before the Kraken, Perseus had to survive the woods. This scene proved the gods weren't playing fair. 🏛️⚡

[JOHN @Tmbenedict]

I fell in love with a ladyboy and married her 6months later.

Firstly We thought our trip to Thailand would be nothing more than a one-night stand. But it turned out to be something much bigger than that for me.

From the moment I saw her on the dating app, I was attracted to her. She immediately caught my attention, and the fact that she was transgender didn't change how I felt. I genuinely wanted to meet her.

[Omalicha ❤ @chi_omalicha15]

Host: So what’s the plan for today’s segment?

Guest: I want to play a game. Rules are simple.

Host: I’m in. What’s it called?

Guest: It’s called “Five Minutes of Honesty.” You can ask me anything. I have to answer truthfully… but I also get to ask you one question at the end that you can’t dodge.

Host: That sounds dangerous. You sure you want to open that door?

Guest: I’m sure. Clock starts now.

Host: Alright. First question — do you actually like being on this show, or are you just here because your publicist made you?

Guest: Both. I like the show. I also like not getting fired by my publicist.

Host: Fair. Second — has anyone ever successfully flirted with you on live television?

Guest: Once. He crashed and burned so hard the producers cut the segment.

Host: Noted. I’ll try not to become a cautionary tale. Third — if I asked you to dinner after this, what’s the real reason you’d say no?

Guest: Because you’d spend the whole night trying to prove you’re better at this game than you actually are.

Host: Ouch. And accurate. Last one before your turn — what’s something you want right now that you’re not supposed to admit on camera?

Guest: I want you to stop looking at me like that. It’s distracting and I’m trying to stay professional.

Host: That’s not an answer, that’s a confession.

Guest: Time’s up. My question.

Host: Go.

Guest: If I told you I already said yes to dinner… would you still be this confident, or would you finally get nervous?

Host: …I would get nervous. Immediately.

Guest: Good. Then pick me up at eight. And try not to rehearse any more lines on the way.

Host: Ladies and gentlemen… I think I just lost.

Guest: You did. But at least you lost honestly.

[Hyacinth Michael @Mikedking88]

**Customer:** Hey… are you free right now?

**Sex worker:** Depends what you want. Thirty minutes or an hour?

**Customer:** An hour. Full service.

**Sex worker:** Okay. Two-fifty, cash up front. Condoms always, no exceptions. You good with that?

**Customer:** Yeah. Can I get a kiss and some oral first?

**Sex worker:** Kissing’s extra. Oral’s included as long as the condom stays on. You want me to take the lead or you have something specific in mind?

**Customer:** Just… make it feel natural. I’ve had a long day.

**Sex worker:** Got it. Shower’s in the back if you want to rinse off first. I’ll be ready in five. Cash on the nightstand when you come in.

[Mother General 🌏 @DaTTeresa]

Walk as if the asphalt were your personal walkway.

[Action on Set @ActionKVK]

▪️ GANGBANG SEX

WHAT MEN SECRETLY THINK VS HOW WOMEN REALLY FEEL

→ According to men:
•l men find it idea extremely exciting and wanna try it

•men fantasize about watching multiple men share one woman

•Some see it as a sexual adventure they would love to experience

•men get excited by the thought but become jealous when reality hits

•Some love the fantasy but cannot handle their partner being fucked by other men

•Some would rather watch than participate

→ According to women:

•many love the idea of having multiple men desire them

•find the attention and sexual excitement appealing

•Some are curious but too shy to admit it

•Some enjoy the fantasy but would never try it in real life

•Some worry about jealousy, emotional attachment and trust

•Some find the whole idea uncomfortable and have zero interest

→ THE CRAZY PART:

•men want to experience the fantasy but cannot handle the jealousy

•women enjoy imagining it but would never want it to happen

Sometimes what turns you on in your imagination is exactly what you cannot handle in reality

[Ola @Olamilekan4275]

A customer walked into my shop and said, "Your sign is wrong."

The sign above my door said "Fresh Bakery." I'd had it for 12 years.
I said, "It's a bakery, sir. Everything's fresh."

He said, "Look closer." Then he left.
I stood outside for ten minutes staring at the sign. I couldn't see what he meant.
Then my daughter walked up, glanced at it, and burst out laughing.

[Cohh @CohhDaniel40101]

The realization at the end is hilarious 😆

[Ayshatou🥀🥀 @rukks90]

No matter how many times I watched this scene 🎥🍿

I never get tired…..absolutely 10/10🎥

[Omega @supremeomega4]

Game of Thrones is on another level 10/10 🎬🎥😱

[Miles😜🥰 @BIG_Miles_]

A soldier urinated happily, but on the enemy's head 🍿🎬

[Rency @chukwunedondu]

I'm Catholic. I will get EVERYTHING I want in life.
One Novena at a time.