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Perpetually waiting for lunch time. 🏳️‍🌈she/her

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Live in Baltimore long enough and no matter where you go you are always somehow 3 blocks from someone you dated

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@sarahricc Dude this book threw me through a LOOP omg so good

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@KatejoYo Love a Sex and the City rewatch 🙌🏻 THE POST IT EP

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

Tonight is bigger than the game.

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@FreckledTchr Last year at riverside you could just show up!

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What I want: some fruit!
What is available in my home: sour patch watermelon

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I just really need to see Vanessa’s chart

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Now if Queer Ultimatum had a queer host, everyone would be introduced by their pronouns and zodiac sign

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My favorite part of queer ultimatum is that an astrology sign is referenced 7 minutes in

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Sitting in my car and avoiding facing the real world- a memoir

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It doesn’t get much gayer than my girlfriend and I sharing a Libby account

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Next year I am making one of my kids hold an “end of line” sign as part of my master plan to make my classroom indistinguishable from a Trader Joe’s

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I need this more than I’ve ever needed anything ever

[Juliet Ames @thebrokenplate]

New life goal: An episode of Abbott Elementary where Janine goes to Baltimore with Gregory and there’s a salt box reference. And, yes, I am shameless enough to tag @quintabrunson

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Yes I chose to work in public education and they are fictional characters who chose to work at a fashion magazine but not a day goes by that I’m not jealous of the Bold Type ladies for wearing crop tops to work

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Having to go into school for a virtual PD is my villain origin story

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Time for Passover prep aka my mom telling me stories of how everyone in the neighborhood reacted to me being a lesbian

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So many missed opportunities for Schmidt related shenanigans

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It is wild to me that New Girl never had a Passover episode?!?

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Today is reputation aka chaos

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Who needs journaling when I can figure out how I’m feeling based on which Taylor Swift album I choose to listen to?

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ONE (1) DAY UNTIL SPRING BREAK