Laertes

I live to avenge my dad

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@NotsoReynaldo 😐

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@Dad_Hamlit @Hamlit_Prince Liking your own tweet, smh. A lie waiting to happen 😔

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Hamlet thinks he got me good, killing me and all! That's okay Hamlet, almost all my family is dead, I wish to die! #jokesonyou #pranked #HA

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I can't believe I was slain during the execution of #PlanRevenge… #mmmmwhatchasay #dadwouldbedisappointed

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I've heard some odd rumors about me in France recently. All of them are completely FALSE… obviously.

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Hamlet thinks losing his father is bad? Try losing your sister and father! Hm. #revengeisadishbestservedcold 😁😋😈

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Wow, I just got the news my dear sister passed. She drove herself mad then drown… #justgirlythings

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When Hamlet starts acting crazy… #fridaynightatthemovies

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When Hamlet actually hits you first in the fencing match you were bound to win #welp

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When Hamlet kills your dad and calls him a rat. #norespectforelders

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When Hamlet kills your dad and then plays hide and seek with his body… #hahafunny

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Claudius wants to tack this plan 100% on me?!? No way, I'll expose him and Hamlet will have a piece of him then 👊😈👋 #notinmydenmark #byeugly

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Fakest apology of the 15th century: Hamlets before our fencing match 🙄🙄 #notea #thatsnoneofmybusiness ☕️☕️☕️

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Hamlet has the audacity to fight me on my own sisters grave! He didn't love her, I did!

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Ophelia called me a hypocrite! She's so vile now, I don't know what has gotten into her. Hamlet must be driving her mad! Smh 🤦‍♂️

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@QGetrude It's now rotten in the state of Denmark 😔

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Who's going to tell Hamlet I really am a better fencer than he is… #awkwardhethinkshessogood

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@NotsoReynaldo @poloaintnorat 😒😒

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@Hamlit_Prince @Horatio02307604 Not our fault you're a baby and no one likes you 😬😬😬 #thetruth

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@fortinbrasofnw Please, my family is referenced more than you or your dad 😒😒 #tryme