Alex Caudill

I'm still alive.

[Alex Caudill @affixalex]

Think they're laughing now?

[Alex Caudill @affixalex]

Somebody gotta fuckin do it.

[Alex Caudill @affixalex]

Hey @NateDiaz209, remember when you fought Henderson in Seattle and someone shouted "STOCKTON, MOTHERFUCKERS" at the weigh in? That was me. If no one holds it down, it could just float away.

[Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani]

"I'll beat the fuck out of Ilia Topuria... This fool a dumb ass just cause of how he's talking all cocky and shit.

You don't know what you're talking about. You're fucking 4 ft tall... Bro, I'll slap the shit out of you.

It's a new day and age where a bunch of little bitches run around and they need to be slapped."

Nathan Diaz didn’t hold back on his thoughts about the champ Ilia Topuria.

[Alex Caudill @affixalex]

The underwater UFO concept makes me think of So Long and Thanks for All The Fish, dolphins exiting the ocean and achieving escape velocity. Did you ever investiage that, @elonmusk?

[The Patriot Oasis™ @ThePatriotOasis]

🚨 BREAKING: Tennessee just dropped its new 2026 Congressional map — and it WIPES OUT the last remaining Democrat seat.

The Volunteer State is going 9R-0D.

After years of race-based districting, Tennessee is cleaning house and delivering a fully Republican delegation.

Tennessee House Speaker: “The Supreme Court has made clear that redistricting should be color-blind. States can now draw maps based on partisan realities. Today, Tennessee joins others in doing exactly that.”

Pass it fast and make it law.

Tennessee is DONE playing games.

[Alex Caudill @affixalex]

They ain't ever...

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[Alex Caudill @affixalex]

Pimping ain't easy... but somebody gotta fuckin do it.

Never forget.

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[Alex Caudill @affixalex]

Masterclass.

[🇺🇸 Ronald Carter @USronaldcarter]

NOBODY IS TELLING YOU THE REAL STORY OF THE SCOTUS VOTING RIGHTS RULING

Yes, the Court ruled 6-3.

Yes, race-based districting is now unconstitutional.

Yes, Louisiana's map got thrown out.

But here's the part everyone is missing:

Democrats don't have a House majority without those court-ordered maps.

→ A dozen of their current seats sit in districts that only exist because federal courts FORCED states to draw them
→ Louisiana, Alabama, Georgia, North Carolina, South Carolina — every one has at least one Democrat seat in a court-created black-majority district
→ Their House margin is FOUR seats
→ SCOTUS just made 12 of their 213 seats legally redrawable
→ Republican-led legislatures don't need new voters — they need a redistricting committee and a Tuesday afternoon

If race-based districts are unconstitutional, then Louisiana redraws.

If Louisiana redraws, then Alabama redraws.

If Alabama redraws, then every Southern state redraws.

If every Southern state redraws, the Democrat House majority was a 60-year courtroom artifact — not an election result.

That's what nobody is saying out loud.

The 2026 midterms were just decided 6-3 — six months before Election Day.

if you're not following me you're finding out about this 48 hours late from someone who read my post..

[Alex Caudill @affixalex]

@realannapaulina If I'm being fair, modern cars are impossibly fast. A dystopian kill switch might actually be the only way to catch a C8 ZR1 in a high speed chase.

[MJTruthUltra @MJTruthUltra]

She said it out loud.. 👀

🚨 Rep Luna — The Butler Assassination Attempt against President Trump had all the trademarks of an INSIDE JOB by the Intelligence Community

- intentional negligence
- Secret Seevice whistleblowers told me they were told to stand down, leaving open the “perfect location” to take the shot
- Biden admin gave limited staff that day
- we still don’t have access to his burner phones

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Miranda Devine Full Show
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[Robby Starbuck @robbystarbuck]

I think it’s hilarious that Democrats spent their political might and tons of money on "NO KINGS" protests just to give a standing ovation to the LITERAL King of England.

You really can’t make this stuff up.

Biggest bullshit artists of the century. 😂

[Alex Caudill @affixalex]

@TheNotoriousMMA I thought he said GHB at first.

[Alex Caudill @affixalex]

@GetOnTap Us hillfolk are a whole different breed.

[Paul White Gold Eagle @PaulGoldEagle]

Conan: “We watched you guys land on the moon.”
Buzz: “No, you didn’t.”
Conan: ????
Buzz: “You watched animation.”

[Alex Caudill @affixalex]

Shades of what @danawhite said. There's more opportunity than ever and we have a generation of pussies. The game is played a bit differently now, as I've heard @perrybelcher mention, but as Jensen said about AI, "it's just software and we have a pretty good idea how it works."

[Nick Gerli @nickgerli1]

A silent homebuyer exodus is sweeping through Nashville.

Sale transactions have collapsed 28% from the pandemic peak.

And just hit their lowest March level in 12 years.

There's a giant vacuum in demand, with many of the California buyers who propped up this market during the pandemic leaving.

Inventory is about to breach 10,000 houses across the Nashville metro, the highest in a decade.

Great news for homebuyers in middle Tennessee. Just be sure to negotiate a big discount this Spring/Summer.

Download the app to see the data for your ZIP: https://t.co/pLvj026xCj

[Alex Caudill @affixalex]

@joeroganhq This is the "turtles all the way down" concept of recursion in different words.

[John @MagaGrunt1]

🇺🇸He was spot on. 29 years ago he had a vision that would make America Great Again.🇺🇸

[Alex Caudill @affixalex]

All of you people who lost faith in @realDonaldTrump leading up to the midterms need to pack up your pussies in your Hello Kitty handbags and hit the road running. Trust the plan. damn it.

[Alex Caudill @affixalex]

Chill out. The note said, "You ain't gonna get none of this dick. The President knows you were asking for it."

[Alex Caudill @affixalex]

@joeroganhq Got one for ya @IfindRetards