Nate Telman

Swood. A plucked owl.

[Nate Telman @afhok4]

@Jena_McLean That’s incredible, congratulations!

[@uncannyparker everywhere else @UncannyParker]

Shoutout to @BrennanLM for running the entire crowd through an awesome one shot against Ravenloft Studios CEO John Strahd and the greedy multi-headed dragon known as the AMPTP #DnDWGApicket

[Nate Telman @afhok4]

Why is it that whenever I’m employed my bosses are complaining that no one applies to work, but when I’m unemployed not a single employer will respond to my applications for months!

[Nate Telman @afhok4]

Since when are we considering “casual dress” a workplace benefit???

[Dropout @dropout]

This week on Dropout:
⚔️Monday: @GameChangerSam Battle Royale Pt. 2
🍹Tuesday: @DirtyLaundryDO extended recipe
🎥Wednesday: @dimension20show Trailer
🥳Thursday: Adventuring Party

[Nate Telman @afhok4]

@Jena_McLean They do that, frequently, even when they know how old you are…

[Weezer Lyric Bot @WeezerLyricBot]

I tried describing you to all my friends but they just told me to polish my lens

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

Every day around midnight, I'm shocked to find out it's only 6pm

[Nate Telman @afhok4]

@floofmcgoof Makin me feel the need to step up my table attire

[Calla @CallaWalsh]

Irish protest art in fields is so based

[Nate Telman @afhok4]

@floofmcgoof This feels like a spoiler but also im now extra stoked for DnD!

[. @ElsieKFisher]

paddington 4 is the one where they let me say fuck

[SPN @ShanePaulNeil]

My town has announced that in light of yesterday's tragedy there will be an increased police presence at the schools.

As a black father I now have two potential threats to be concerned over.

[Famous Wealthy Youtuber F.D Signifier @FDsignifier]

Please lord don't let Kendrick say no anti Vax hotep shit on this album or give me a reason to criticize him. Niggas need a clean w.

Amen

[shel 🔥 @shelfyre]

Why does the first line of your dnd character’s voice always come out SO wrong 😂

[Matt (DEAD) @munkimatt]

A very good morning to whoever at @Bungie is running the social account and is absolutely taking no shit.

[Nate Telman @afhok4]

@floofmcgoof 🤮

[Nate Telman @afhok4]

I’m not outdoorsy at all, but lying looking at the night sky and then lying in bed looking at a ceiling masked my room feel like a small box