Alice Fishbein

Comedian & writer. 1st movie I saw in theaters was A Goofy Movie. It's been downhill since. #preWGA

[Alice Fishbein @afishb]

Me: *explaining a stomach issue
Non-Jewish friends: “WHAT THE FUCK?!”
Jewish friends: “oh I’ve had that twice”

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

My voice and speech doctor tells me that given how much I use my voice I need to start thinking of myself as an athlete but I doubt they’re telling injured athletes they need to think of themselves as a crowd work comedian

[Guillermo del Toro @RealGDT]

Rob Reiner was a true and good human being and an extraordinary director. He was vital and honest and him and amichele were cornerstones of their community and committed to their art and the good of everyone around them. A staggering loss.

[Alice Fishbein @afishb]

Being a Mets fan is a prison of my father’s own making.

[Alice Fishbein @afishb]

If you’re upset Mamdani won, you can always jump off the tappan zee bridge

[Rick Paulas @rick_paulas]

tfw u become a waiter for your hater ☹️

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

This is the most straightforward attack on free speech from state actors I've ever seen in my life and it's not even close.

[Alice Fishbein @afishb]

To be fair, having the CDC kill us all IS pretty ambitious

[ABC News @ABC]

HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. would not comment Thursday on the situation over CDC Director Susan Monarez's job but said that President Trump has "ambitious hopes" for the CDC. https://t.co/HONMLw6Ef8

[Alice Fishbein @afishb]

The Summer I Turned Pretty really asks the question, “ethically, not legally, what do you consider incest?”

[GetYourCoatsOn | The Good Fringe Guide @GetYourCoatsOn]

"Now let's just make sure I remember to drive on the other side of the road (just kidding, I'm a New Yorker, I don't drive)." @afishb's #EdFringeTalk25 https://t.co/1idONE8eRZ @lilyblumkin @EdFringeSociety @woodrowfu @GildedBalloon #EdFringe

[Keith and The Girl @keithandthegirl]

Aces 11 episode with the great @afishb!!! https://t.co/WoXEiusUqe #EpsteinClientList #AlligatorAuschwitz #superman #isadummy

[Alice Fishbein @afishb]

Had so much fun with this interview! Read for some insight into my Fringe show, my love of Titanic, and how no, Leo couldn’t be saved this time!

Leo Still Dies: A Hilarious Titanic Parody https://t.co/fb8tAEA1m3

[Alice Fishbein @afishb]

Wow what a lovely shout out, thank you @lilyblumkin !!!!

[GetYourCoatsOn | The Good Fringe Guide @GetYourCoatsOn]

"I learned how to stay fresh in rehearsals by letting myself improvise, and that’s something I continue to do every time I practice." @lilyblumkin's #EdFringeTalk25 https://t.co/ZcTmffrlcU @NickHornedo @Gildedballoon @afishb

[Natasha Rothwell @natasharothwell]

.@realDonaldTrump you and your bill are trash.

[Alice Fishbein @afishb]

Once again, this is why when people ask if I’m from the US I say, “No, I’m from New York.”

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Why did white people in rural America vote to defund their own services?

[Max Tani @maxwelltani]

Pro Zohran migrants are overwhelming NYC.They’re streaming across our city border from places like Bard, Wesleyan, Kenyon. They’re lining up outside Radio Bakery, they’re driving up the cost of Big Thief tix, they’re outside Nowadays asking if anyone has a cigarette they can buy.

[Alice Fishbein @afishb]

“Zohran won’t get anything done” he’s literally already accomplished the impossible by allowing me to believe in Hinge, a rent freeze will be nothing.

[Alice Fishbein @afishb]

New Yorkers proving once again why we are the good ones and also why we make you define whether you’re from New York New York…or upstate.