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my favorite fruit is pizza, cofounder of ayyyy I'm talking here!!

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Me watching the rest of the world reopen

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Pivoting to tech is very "there's always money in the banana stand"

[Alex Thompson @AlexThomp]

Bernie Sanders and AOC do a joint video explaining their view of the shutdown.

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@ParaSocialista *voice far in the distance* I'm still here!

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Shot and chaser

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(me in Japan) what is it called when your a weeaboo for America?

[not wint @drilhistorian]

the prophecy

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It's time we cancel Agatha Christie.

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Diane feinstein ass debate

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In the world of Avatar id be a eunuch

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You're more likely to die driving home than taking the subway. Just saying :)

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Resurfacing the hardest tweet I ever wrote

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.@NateSilver538 is a liar and bald as a fucking q-tip. He's resting on his 10 year old rotting laurels, hasn't uttered a true word since the Obama era, and uses headshots older than frickin Pete Davidson. Good day sir.

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The days start with so much potential and by 3pm you think, well, I can try again tomorrow.

and I think that's just terrific

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Whoever's job it is to curate theovie selection on planes, truly I commend you. Always such a 🔥🔥 mix, something for everyone (⬅️me before I watch Nine Queens on Delta)

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@dialectichiphop @DarkSkyLady This is wrong, the military provides use of their military tech to productions in exchange for control over how they are portrayed but studios are not required to take that deal - they are free to rent fighter jets out of their budget.

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Haired people will have 13 different hair products in their shower and no soap

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@Riverboatjack FTL?

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Oh you read the New York times? Their reporting is so biased, I get all my news from Twitter and Cumtown.

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Finally I can feel hopeful again, go get em joe 😎

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@cle_bureaucat I did this in February but I didn't even save $30 :( My monthly candles stipend alone is north of $247...