Alex Foster

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a man a fishing rod and he'll probably swap it for a fish.

[Alex Foster @afoster1993]

@Devon_OnEarth @CHope1993

[Alex Foster @afoster1993]

@CHope1993 @JacobHorsfall_ Best thing to happen in the premier league all season

[Alex Foster @afoster1993]

@indykaila ‘Saturday night date’

[Alex Foster @afoster1993]

I am so fucking back

[New York Post @nypost]

Receding hairlines are suddenly sexy — with thanks to ‘White Lotus’ hunk Walton Goggins https://t.co/H70ImGfPx8

[Alex Foster @afoster1993]

@elonmusk Ahhhh well, at least he can say his kid’s name without casting an ancient Aztec curse in the process.

[Alex Foster @afoster1993]

Only king I’ll swear to is Ollie Watkins. Fuck the monarchy, up the INGERLAND.

[Christopher C. Leon @Christcleon]

In so many small but cumulatively significant cases, the tradition of the Great British Fudge is being lost.

So many people who know how much they owe to the subtle protections from tyranny that lies in our gently creaking old unwritten constitution. Who feel their opposition to republican ressentiment harden when they see this sort of smug gesture.

So much better to sometimes just cross your fingers and sing along with the old hymns.

[Robcafc @crimp_it]

England in Bochum 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Alex Foster @afoster1993]

Typifies London this; two thoroughbreds storming through the city streets and you’ve still got cyclists trying to squeeze the gap.

[Daniel Hewitt @DanielHewittITV]

Two horses have just been seen running down Aldwych in central London. One covered in blood. Filmed by @itvnews.

[Alex Foster @afoster1993]

@bootlegger1974 @CHope1993

[Alex Foster @afoster1993]

Love these late January evenings… and by late January evenings I mean following my girlfriend round Aldi with a 24 pack of loo roll shouting ‘we shittin’ tonight baby’

[Alex Foster @afoster1993]

@MarcSDuffy @RealBobMortimer @AthleticoMince @CHope1993 any blue drink?

[Alex Foster @afoster1993]

@CHope1993 @OfficialPDC @AndrewJamesPaul The man has put many an enemy’s feet in a bucket of concrete and chucked them to the bottom of the Thames.

[Alex Foster @afoster1993]

The escalators in London bridge are soooooooo pathetic man. Grow up.

[Alex Foster @afoster1993]

Shout out to big Mark here who can’t understand basic maths.

[Mark Goldbridge @markgoldbridge]

How can the Glazers sell 25% of their stake but still have 52% when they only have 69% to begin with?

[Alex Foster @afoster1993]

@CHope1993 @dyIanbrett Sensational. Enunciation absolutely top notch, drags everything out

[Alex Foster @afoster1993]

Who do you serve?

[Greg James @gregjames]

I hate this. Cow in a sinkhole. But also love it because it’s a great rescue. But mainly I hate it because sink holes are terrifying. Don’t worry, the cow is fine. His mates check on him at the end

[Alex Foster @afoster1993]

@CHope1993 @SeanYoo ‘Of course there’s a man!!! Oh my goddd, how are we supposed to get the shoes inside the bag without the man?’

[Alex Foster @afoster1993]

@Miss_GJohnston Could you please send me the link? This looks amazing!

[Alex Foster @afoster1993]

@CHope1993 @CharlieDayQuote Two of the exact same photo

[Alex Foster @afoster1993]

@CHope1993 @ITYSL_memes @ITYSL @ITYSL_Random @nbaleave Woahhhhh. I didn’t expect actual sports to be covered too. World class