So Republicans lead spending
The generic ballot is tied
Enthusiasm is tied
The senate map is more favorable to Republicans
Republicans won the redistricting war
How is this a blue wave?
You showed up and voted on November 3rd, 2026, and voted red no matter who. You took ten people with you who did the same thing.
Republicans swept the board in the Senateâonly losing North Carolina, which they traded for Michigan. They narrowly lost the House, losing just four seats on net, and needing a paltry gain of two to reclaim the chamber in two yearsâ time.
The Democrats are utterly demoralized. They tried EVERYTHING over the last ten years, and now may be left with a snowballâs chance in hell to reclaim the Senate any time over the next decade. While Chuck Schumer reportedly said âI told you soâ after late Detroit returns were not enough to save Abdul El-Sayed from losing to Mike Rogers in an upset victory, the DSA fire on the left just barely started to burn.
Hakeem Jeffries, much like Kevin McCarthy in 2022, was on the hot seat. Under fire by a new coalition of safe D district DSA lunatics who wanted him removed from leadership over disagreements on two issues, the theatre kids obstructed session for months as they could not come up with a feasible solution. They eventually settled on Pramila Jayapal, but it did not matter, as the Trump-pardoned Henry Cuellar and âDeSantis Democratâ Jared Moskowitz switched parties at a joint press conference, expressing displeasure with the direction of their party and blaming the partyâs directional change for both narrowly winning races they should have won convincingly.
The right, on the other hand, is extremely relieved that they came out of the Midterms relatively unscathed. The establishment, who not only lost power due to outgoing Congressmen being replaced with more members of the Patriot Class, became frustrated as they knew that the odds of a pre-Trump reset declined with improbable electoral victory. The most nationalist administration in recent history, especially on trade and immigration, decimated expectations despite low public approvals, and found a way to keep the House and Senate. Many focused their energy on the DSA, and claimed it was âthe crazies on the left that caused thisâ or âSee? The war isnât THAT unpopular!â, but they virtually embodied the masked seething wojak as JD Vanceâs 2028 odds skyrocketed.
The âretard rightâ is soon dead. They melt down over the Midterms, claiming âTHE JEWS STOLE IT!â from the Democrats. Lies about immigration, Israel, and Epstein backfired, and many just outright started claiming to be Democrats out of âironyâ. Nick Fuentes says on stream âwe are fucked. Let the Democrats win until 2036, and then I will fix itâ. But nobody cares. Tucker Carlson endorses Ro Khanna ahead of the 2028 primary, citing âIsraelâ before maniacally laughing. Their political project is dead, and it dies even more in the ensuing year as Trump rights the ship of his administration in the public eye. The Candace Owens lesbian sex tape leaks in late 2027, to which she first claimed âthe Jews made me do itâ, before subsequently claiming it was AI.
The Republican Senate also lost establishment RINO hacks Mitch McConnell, Thom Tillis, John Cornyn, and Bill Cassidy. They gained upgrades across the board including Ken Paxton, who instantly made it a priority to sign on to the SAVE Act. While John Thune was stunned in disbelief that the GOP would hold on to the chamber, he fended off a challenge from Josh Hawley by promising to lower the filibuster requirement to 53. While Lisa Murkowski was a NO vote on the SAVE Act, Susan Collins gave a long speech expressing concern before voting YES. Senator Fetterman (R-PA) signed on to the bill to push it over the top. Murkowski, Boozman, Crapo, Young, Grassley, and Lankford all get primaried out or retire ahead of 2028.
Trumpâs blockade in Iran also was proven to be a slow yet decisive success. Oil prices fell to 70 dollars per gallon, then 60. Iran had no money left for missiles, nor terror, and were not able to overcome the newly armed regime protestors. Tucker Carlson cries on stream for 20 minutes. By the two-year anniversary of the initial attack, the regime folded entirely. Israel and the new regime clean up any insurgents on their own. At a press conference with the Shah in mid-2028, Trump said âI won the war to end all wars, now the Middle East can have peace!â Gas in The Woodlands, TX falls to $1.89 per gallon as the US obtains control of Iranâs oil and begins to refine Venezuelaâs. Without Hamas and Hezbollah, Lebanese Christians gained more political power, and a peace deal for the entire region seems on the horizon. The US acquires more rights to Greenland and liberates Cuba. Rubio becomes their leader in addition to being the US Secretary of State. Panama folds on the canal, knowing they are next. The American Empire grows.
There was also no slowdown on immigration enforcement, as the GOP performing better in Hispanic-heavy areas than expected made the usual suspects silent on the matter. Deportation numbers doubled YOY by early summer, as Trump applied a yearly renewal fee to existing H1B and similar visaholders. Housing prices plummeted further, and interest rates declined, which gave young Americans a shot at the American dream once again. The foreign-born population declines by 10 million by the end of Trumpâs term. While many say more needs to be done, it has unprecedentedly improved the quality of life for Americans everywhere. The job market improves for young men in the process, and Trumpâs approval rebounds among those in the real world. In a newly argued case, the Supreme Court rescinds birthright citizenship, retroactively applying it for 10 years. Many more people self-deport.
At the local level, Ohio Governor Vivek Ramaswamy launched a formal investigation into H1B visa abuse and coordinated with ICE to remove Haitian nationals whose TPS recently expired. Florida Governor Byron Donalds coordinated with ICE to deport James Fishback, an Israeli citizen denaturalized and deported for committing immigration fraud. Israel subsequently deported him to Uganda, because they didnât want him either. Texas Railroad Commissioner Bo French used his newfound leverage to get oil barons to fund immigration restrictionist candidates in GOP primaries. Wisconsin Governor Tom Tiffany becomes the most popular governor in US history. Republicans decisively sweep the gubernatorial races in Mississippi, Louisiana, and Kentuckyâwinning the trio for the first time in US history.
Republican states also won the gerrymandering war, as they net 15 reliably red seats after states such as Maryland and Colorado traded blows with South Carolina and Indiana. VRA §2 is dead. While Sherrod Brown is running for Senate yet again to give the Democrats a longshot bid at the upper chamber, their impending nominations of Francesca Hong in Wisconsin and Nasif Majeed in North Carolina appear to only allow the GOP to pad their Senate majority. As Trumpâs approval ticks back toward 50, JD Vance is the clear favorite to win the 2028 Election. And as the angry Democrats who blamed Jeffries for âthrowing the House awayâ appear on the verge of nominating AOC, it may not particularly be close. Vance would cement the realignment, as the patriot class continues to ascend and take their country back from an establishment gone rogue.
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