Afshan Qureshi

I live for serendipity

[Afshan Qureshi @afshanqureshi]

Happy #HALLOWEEN from Professor Quirrell and Voldetrump @jk_rowling

[Afshan Qureshi @afshanqureshi]

Hey @united can you please explain to me why I was harassed on flight 1494 sfo>ord for being in the right seat? Y‘all sold the same seat to 2 people bcz of which our boarding was delayed and I was humiliated as other passengers and crew harassed me me to move. Make this right.

[Afshan Qureshi @afshanqureshi]

@JGnuman197 you done found nessie

[Afshan Qureshi @afshanqureshi]

@paulbz dont do it: dont date a 20 yo.

[Afshan Qureshi @afshanqureshi]

@Uber_Support Nope, I sent your team an email on 10/29 the same day I had my experience and your team took no action on my email. This is not an acceptable course of action and I'm sorry I will have to escalate this issue to my credit company and the BBB.

[Afshan Qureshi @afshanqureshi]

hi @UberEats: sent you a help request 7 days ago and your team closed my ticket without responding to my food safety issue... is this normal? i requested a refund because there was a gross error with the way my food was delivered to me making it not safe to eat. please respond 🥺

[Afshan Qureshi @afshanqureshi]

hi @AskTarget could you please help me with a couple of refunds that didn't show up in my redcard online account properly?

[Afshan Qureshi @afshanqureshi]

@ChipotleTweets Ok thanks Alex, I just sent a message there.

[Afshan Qureshi @afshanqureshi]

dear @ChipotleTweets what happened to us? you used to care so much about me. I'm no longer feeling the love. the last 5 times ive ordered from you (my toxic trait is i dont know when to give up), you've disappointed me, hurt me even. how can we fix us?🥺💔🙏

[Afshan Qureshi @afshanqureshi]

@Uber_Support Thank you, just sent a DM to you on your Twitter account. I'm hoping you can help me, I had a poor experience with the @UberEats team.

[Afshan Qureshi @afshanqureshi]

thank you @Target for hiring people like ryan in the targetplus dept in MN he went above and beyond to help me with a tricky return today over the phone! @AskTarget

[Afshan Qureshi @afshanqureshi]

Same bih.

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

I’ve packed a suitcase full of the world’s dumbest outfits and I am headed to New York for 7 weeks hmu

[Liv :P @liv_username]

oh the gap on my resume? i can totally explain. i was hanging out

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Ugh I was supposed to perform wap at the inauguration today but I had a dentist appointment 😓😓....maybe next time .

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

I miss going to the movies by myself like a witch.

[uzi @michaeluzowuru]

how do i get someone to unknow me. i no longer want to be known by these people

[Afshan Qureshi @afshanqureshi]

Last night I had a dream that I was part of @iamcardib’s marketing team and I convinced her to move to Lahore and live at my Nani’s house. We’d steal internet through an antenna on the roof for her IG Live vids and we battled the jinns at my nano’s house together. 👻

[Afshan Qureshi @afshanqureshi]

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[American Muslim Community Foundation @AMuslimCF]

Next month, AMCF is excited to host Fatima Iqbal, Sabina Chunawala, & Afshan Qureshi as they discuss tips and tools to help gain a better understanding of financial empowerment & giving back. Join us Thursday 10/15/20 at 12 PM Pacific: https://t.co/8IDIrVk06l

[Afshan Qureshi @afshanqureshi]

This vid put me out and brought me back in my second reincarnated form — a bitch.