Ang

“When the facts change, I change my mind. What do you do, sir?”

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

You could probably Waterboard a lot of Information out of me. I have a Very low tolerance for Discomfort

[ki snow ❄️ @kiaraimanii_esq]

I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me, actually!

[점 @eaterypoint]

sorry to burst your bubble but this intense desire to travel is good and normal because traveling is exciting and beautiful

[thamma ajanna 𓇼 @piinkst4rr]

ppl are so nice to u when ur butt is big

[Amohs Ke @amoh_rasmoh]

I think people underestimate how much of a luxury it is to genuinely like your normal day. not the holiday, not the birthday, not the reservation. literally thursday

[Liza @Li33aaa]

Looking back, I should’ve known I was crazy… this was my favorite song as a kid and I couldn’t even relate to it 😭

[Hikuru @Uerikoravi]

Sorry 🥳

[🗣Elbows Up!🍁 @ShipWreck56]

People need to understand this

[💬 @aruariandepart]

i never asked u to be my boss. i asked to be ur employee and u said yes. so if we wanna get technical, u had an employee and i didnt have a boss. im not saying what i did was right but dont try and make it into smtg bigger than it was

[elle @gintokew]

when a man sends you the unfunniest ig reel ever made thats a sign of deep respect in their culture

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

why did Shakespeare only write with a pen? coz i think pencils must've confused him. 2B or not 2B.

[Ang @afuawithanE]

I hate when people do the "what country in Europe/ Africa were you/ it's a continent" bs. Ppl came from another continent don't pmo

[Raz 🇵🇸🇨🇺🇮🇷🇮🇪📕🔜 Furpoc, ANE @RazLikesRocks]

Notice how “you need joy and whimsy in ur life” never means frolicking through a field or having adult tea parties or someshit, it’s always just an excuse to buy random plastic bullshit destined for the landfill?

[milk @wet_foal]

First of all I didn’t mean it second of all I typically get away with this kind of thing

[shipra @shipranotes]

I never said the book was good. I said I loved it. Those are two VERY different things.

[bethany @thenightbethore]

no bras tomorrow for anybody. tits at half mast

[Raven Lovette 🫧 @heyhoneyrae]

i love being out w a nigga and everybody keep telling me i’m so pretty, yeah remind this nigga he with the baddest bitch outttt

[sim @thrtysvnth]

italy has two religions

[Frankie جاي Bleau @FrankieBleau]

LMFAOOO I HATE WHEN PEOPLE ARE FUNNIER THAN ME DAWG 😂

[Nihal | نهال @nihalist___]

the thing about reading substack is… I really do understand why editors were invented