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i retweet funny things. ux writer. she/her

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I have good problem solving skills, but my problem creating skills are where I really shine.

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

hello 911?
ok first of all, happy new year

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

To all of you who received a book from me as a Christmas gift, they are due back at the library January 14th.

[tera-cotta @notincharge7]

I'm an over-explainer (I explain things too much)

[inspector ratchet @_hood_mona_lisa]

[Responding to a text I got 4 months ago]:

Yeah sure what time

[Ⓜ️isterD @MisterD78UK]

Going down a rabbit hole if anyone wants anything

[Anne Chovy @AnneChovy2]

just learned about recency bias and its my favorite thing ever

[Funny Snarky Humor @FUNNYsnarkyJOKE]

Before I work on myself, does anyone like me wrecked?

[pj @pjayevans]

haha that is awesome. Hey do you mind if I speak next

[Karl Sharro @KarlreMarks]

Why is the Middle East unstable despite decades of bombing it into stability

[Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy]

A haunted house but it’s just rooms full of real life situations you need to deal with

[orbeez god @orbeezgod]

Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesn’t send symbols on glowing screen

[Avery Edison @aedison]

“don’t use q-tips to clean your ears, you’ll just push the wax in further!!” well, yeah, sure, except for my special technique. if I use my special technique then it’s fine.

[reb @rebmasel]

“what radicalized you?” probably my basic human empathy

[Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere]

Science has enough bodies I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit

[charlie @chunkbardey]

“what kind of music do you like” “what do you like to cook” im sorry. i don’t know. i just don’t know. i’m sorry. i’m so sorry

[effie .. @effiesfacade]

every time i talk it sounds like it's my first time trying to speak

[Doc Johnny Fever🎙 @NikiMarinis]

When I was a kid I had to walk to Netflix.

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

babeeee you did such an amazing job clicking on your computer today❤️