Garrett Anderson

Roll Tide, Phins Up, and I Chop

[Garrett Anderson @aga3305]

@Ryback when meat on the table hits on my gym playlist, there ain’t a weight in the joint that’s safe.

[Garrett Anderson @aga3305]

@WWE if you need to comp anyone with ringside seats for MITB, I’ll gladly trade you mine to fill up the camera coverage areas.

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@macandcube I was texting my old pastor and was giving him a play by play of a high school bball game. Had to type the word “shot” like 5 times. Every time it changed the O to an I…

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@macandcube boy the keyboard warriors are out hard this morning. Their mom’s basement lights aren’t used to being in this early.

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@macandcube I feel like eye test and strength of schedule should be the 2 key factors. If you’re in a conference that’s not heavy with top 25 teams, “playing your schedule” shouldn’t be enough. You have the opportunity to schedule tougher non conference games.

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@macandcube Bryce Young in the Iron Bowl is the only drive coming to mind that’s similar to Indiana.

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@macandcube I swear, no one does sarcasm like @colecubelic. It’s like an art form.

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@macandcube Shaq never made a video saying he was going to punch @colecubelic in the face. #VoteCole

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@macandcube LeBron or Brady walk in a room, you easily know who they are. Drop Morgan Wallen in any trailer park and he might as well be camouflaged.

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@colecubelic @macandcube Griff was a good Walker Viking, as was I, and Griff is 1,000% correct.

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@macandcube thanks for the shoutout @colecubelic on the baseball list. May not be a superstar, but I left it all on the field.

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@macandcube Greg’s baseball coach voice sounds like every middle school principal in Texas.

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@macandcube the staunch amount of sarcasm towards the 16 Bama defense question…I’m proud of all of you. Well done.

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@macandcube thanks @colecubelic for the props for being the best Angels player. I left it all on the field, my friend.

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@rundm6 Put the Florida Georgia Line down my guy and plug in that RHCP. Get a dose of actual music. You’ll thank me later. I’m just looking out for you @rundm6

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@macandcube I now understand why the old timers say this generation is going to Hell. @rundm6 not knowing the peppers gives me no hope.

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@macandcube @colecubelic said you could pay to see what John Candy does around the house…I’m betting not much since around 1994

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@3ManFront Walker. Texas. Ranger.

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@macandcube Todd Helton played 1B and QB at Tennessee. He could’ve been moved to RG. In like 1967 when linemen weighed 217.