what if u dad was horse

he/him i don't tweet much, thanks if you breath out your nose over a joke

[what if u dad was horse @agayelephant]

what if baristas were called batistas

[Wave Meltzer @LostFrisco]

alt right pipeline now includes akira tozawa matches

[what if u dad was horse @agayelephant]

@ljhmyg miss you and love you!

[what if u dad was horse @agayelephant]

@sunflowerdaye yabba la-bu-bu

[what if u dad was horse @agayelephant]

One day I'll confront the contradiction that if I get drunk on tropical drinks I start listening to Canadian shanties.

[☢️🕸️Non-Mutant Superhero🕸️☢️ @parallellivez]

It is 2014 and I’m watching the Fox X-Men’s final send off….

It is 2017 and I’m watching the Fox X-Men’s final send off…..

It is 2024 and im watching the Fox X-Men’s final send off……

It is 2026 and im watching the Fox X-Men’s final send off…….

[Drew Smith @DrewDisneyDude]

A salute to all fountains but mostly the Miss Piggy fountain outside of Muppet*Vision 3D. 🫡

[what if u dad was horse @agayelephant]

@okimstillhungry The man is legitimately the only one on record performing chokeslams. In the 1800s. Literally one of the first recorded users of chokeslams. Like the only one who could do the Taker/Kane one hand eliminations is Abe.

[joe 🇱🇧 🎃 @hackermanjoe]

a quick reminder that ‘looney tunes: back in action’ is a real movie and fucking rules

[Drew Smith @DrewDisneyDude]

Bringing this video back now that we know Muppet*Vision 3D is closing on June 7

[Ryan Hana @RyanHanaWWP]

There is very little that I love more in this world than seeing giant jerseys on The Spirit of Detroit come playoff time.

[frankenstein zeppo @NoahPasternak]

Was in the audience for The Muppet Show and these two people in the balcony showed absolutely zero decorum. I tried to tell them that their ironic detachment is hurting how they engage with art, but they told me I should engage with a better deodorant. Then I cried

[Val @VK_HM]

I'm gonna miss this bit. It got to the point I could just post the image without the caption and everyone got it

[Gratuitous Theme Parks @GratThemeParks]

BREAKING: Tiny Tim did NOT die

[Belle @FiBelleFi]

A heavenly rainbow has materialized over Muppets Courtyard 😍

I can’t really explain it, but everything about staring at this rainbow feels like an out of body experience to me.

[what if u dad was horse @agayelephant]

@smallbirdhop I've got extra Knights of the Old Republic codes if you want a BioWare Space RPG without aiming. Still guns, but it's dice rolls. It just plays like it's from 2003 and is written like it is Star Wars Expanded Universe content from 2003.

[Balatro @BalatroGame]

Went to the doctor today. Told them I felt worn down, tired, and constantly stressed.

Doctor said: "I’ve got an easy fix. Check out this new game called Balatro. It’s a roguelike deckbuilder and the talk of the town. That’ll pick you up."

But doctor…

[what if u dad was horse @agayelephant]

@sunflowerdaye sweater dad bill pullman. mhm. mhm.

[what if u dad was horse @agayelephant]

@horsearms instead of getting losened, they just get amnesia

[what if u dad was horse @agayelephant]

@horsearms @sunflowerdaye I think you mean Winifred Sanderson the Protector of Old Hmagic. Because actually the villains are 3 other villains too.

[Moony @Moon_Clinic]

Still not as good as what Jabberjaw did for Ska Punk