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#drakeisthegoat 🐐

[OC👾 @theyfwoc]

Stages of X:

1. You create an X account.

2. You didn’t understand it

3. So you left for a few months.

4. Then you returned

5. Now you are addicted and can’t go a day without it.

Repost if this was you 😂

[B9 @Boluwatiiffee]

Haaland scored 61 goals, Mbappe scored 57
Haaland won 2 trophies, Mbappe won 0

But somehow, Haaland isn’t in the Ballon d’or race

[marcel @FCBmarcel_]

There’s Pep’s Barca, Luis Enrique’s Barca and Hansi’s Barca.

[EJ @Eni_jjj]

"Lionel Messi has conquered his final peak."
"Lionel Messi has shaken hands with paradise."

Flex for life!

[Diamond 💎 FCB 💙❤ @SmithIs53127490]

Premtard acting like this never happen

[wale @0xwale]

why i go tap your whatsapp status and na emoji de fly up and down
you de craze?

[𝐑𝐞𝐱𝐱𝐢𝐞 @RealRexxie]

Once you play Ototo the next song should be Nzaza

[✞ @Layomi_04]

Never force convo, once u notice the dry replies, just come twitter come chill.

[KOMBO™ @ultimate_kombo]

When Pep Manchester City was dominating your League they won only 1 champions League

Sir Alex Ferguson with all the dominance he showed in Premier League Zidane won more UCL titles than him

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Brighton player- “I’m about to shoot”

Gabriel- “Black Lives Matter ✊🏽”

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Honest Raver 🦇 @Adeniji25534220]

If them born your fav we’ll make e recreate 😂🔥🔥

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @fedevalv_]

Ballon d’Ors won since 2010:

La Liga-10
Premier league-1

UCL trophies won since 2010:
La Liga-8
Premier league- 2

Europa league trophies won since 2010:
La Liga- 9
Premier league- 5

This isn’t even a debate.

[SOCCER DADDY 💙❤️ @SoccerdaddyX]

How did he missed that?

[M A V I X @MavixRMCF]

"European trophies won" 😭😭

[DAMI FOREIGN🥶 @TheDamiForeign]

Sometimes try pamper yourself, you need am. Buy pampers, wear am, just relax dey piss for body

[Yak 💤 @CereskiiB]

imagine snitching on a nigga and he still beat the case

[ye @kanyewest]

Lil Durk is not guilty on ALL COUNTS

[Davido @davido]

Wow 🙏

[TOBOH🪖 @Tobzzy212]

My contribution to Adulthood is that I won’t be obsessed with being greeted . I don’t even want you to talk to me . 😭