@AliBradleyTV@DHSgov Lol. Stop shooting citizens in the face and I bet they could find a hotel room.
Ope! Looks like we gotta close because the nazis are here.
@JasonKARE11 omg: "we are fine, btw" re: jeopardy! 😂
Also, respect for "the show must go on" mentality! You guys are awesome. Mad props to the engineers too.
“I voted for him but I didn’t vote for this to happen” is sort of like saying “I ordered a hamburger, why the fuck have you brought me a ground beef patty in between two buns”
@ZelenskyyUa I am sorry for our Putin apologist executives. The American people are behind you, despite the clown driving the car.
РУССКИЙ КОРАБЛЬ, ИДИ НАХУЙ
@smerconish as a Minnesotan, Scott Jensen is an absolute clown show. Check out his anti Vax insanity. Gonna give flat earthers a platform next? Space lasers? https://t.co/eMhJCHb7u2
This guy’s name is Dean Withers. He’s 20 years old. And he’s tearing down racist, misogynistic, and totally false claims about Kamala Harris one far-right Republican at a time. Take some time to watch this. It’s so amazing.
For 20 years, when people ask me what my dream job is, I have always said "chief sarcasm officer". I just now realized that's @Wendys social media manager.
"Why would people in Wisconsin want to have a beer with you?"
VANCE: "Hahahaha. Uh well, I guess, I guess they'd, they'd like, they'd want to have a beer with me because I actually do like to drink beer and um, I probably like to drink beer a little bit too much, but that's ok."