sarah black (lives matter) 🌹

25. feminist. she/her.

the revolution will be live streamed via my twitch.

[sarah black (lives matter) 🌹 @agentatwll]

job application for dating me:
1) are you okay with living for four cats?
2) will you be my alibi when I Nicholas Cage the Declaration of Independence
3) December is too cold in WI so what are your thoughts on an Octoberist revolt? Because I like spooky~ vibes and guillotines.

[ConcernedApe @ConcernedApe]

Making coffee...

[fran ☁️ @SELSREP]

not letting my grandma out until taylor swift and joe alwyn confirm they’re still together

[sarah black (lives matter) 🌹 @agentatwll]

me, at the cvs pharmacy drive-thru: "daddy, daddy, if you want it, drop the addy"

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

he’s a 4 but you met him at a really formative time in your life

[sarah black (lives matter) 🌹 @agentatwll]

@TweetShaming21 Maybe edit the time stamp on that if you want it pass it off as fact.

[sarah black (lives matter) 🌹 @agentatwll]

somebody stop me before I buy the pink iMac

[sarah black (lives matter) 🌹 @agentatwll]

august slipped away into a moment in time, cause it were never mine. @ Joe Mama's Bar & Grill https://t.co/g8C9CanSPc

[sarah black (lives matter) 🌹 @agentatwll]

wish my life was as put together as my bun ✌🏻☀️ https://t.co/ZxAHxVSzhA

[sarah black (lives matter) 🌹 @agentatwll]

I get so offended when my technological devices are unable to recognize me-- I know I am ugly without makeup, you don't need to rub it in.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

I hope all of the 26 year olds are doing ok.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Ok now the CDC is saying John Mulaney and Olivia Munn are dating

[cas says free palestine @CrappyFumes]

Your regular reminder that the tax preparation industry is a scam & in other countries they just send you a bill or a check based on what they already have calculated. The fact that the government makes us calculate on our own & face penalties for mistakes is totally unnecessary.

[sarah black (lives matter) 🌹 @agentatwll]

@ConeyIslandBeer bring back the hard soda you cowards

[Matthew Broussard @mondaypunday]

Need to see the a therapist because I'm going through a divorce. Not mine, Mulaney's.

[sarah black (lives matter) 🌹 @agentatwll]

time to play the game: did I actually take my meds this morning or did I forget

[Lindsey Boylan @LindseyBoylan]

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Sex work is work.
Let’s decriminalize it.
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[sarah black (lives matter) 🌹 @agentatwll]

apa formatting is garbage and the absolute worst and I will 100% die on this hill (Black, 2021).

[mood @moodpixs]

do. not. put. effort. into. people. who. don’t. give. it. back.

[kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas]

turbotax: do you have any dependants?

me: i am the backbone of several groupchats