ELDWIN.

𝗛𝗢𝗣𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗜𝗦 𝗪𝗔𝗜𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗦𝗢𝗠𝗘𝗢𝗡𝗘 𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗘 𝗧𝗢 𝗗𝗢 𝗜𝗧. • parody account • penned by angkasa

[ELDWIN. @agenteocolorum]

https://t.co/O3oOKuuSzk

[ELDWIN. @agenteocolorum]

rowan.

[𐂂 rowan. / THE TIMEKEEPER @TERRAMOUTHPIECE]

captain crunch….. fruit loops…….

[ELDWIN. @agenteocolorum]

warned rowan that his little crush is a serial cheater and liar. but all he heard was "cereal".

[ELDWIN. @agenteocolorum]

do not come to my town

[Agent ℝeinhardt @cautiousthunder]

it's nice to see I am not the only person across the universes that causes Eldwin to suffer <3

[ELDWIN. @agenteocolorum]

two of my best friends ( in different universes ) are bending over for him.

[𐂂 FATHER BRECKENRIDGE. @altarseeker]

low hanging fruit reason ever. don’t ever let him win.

[ELDWIN. @agenteocolorum]

iskandar prasetjo

[𐂂 FATHER BRECKENRIDGE. @altarseeker]

don’t end yourself without a cause.

[ELDWIN. @agenteocolorum]

maybe i should just unalive myself brugh

[ELDWIN. @agenteocolorum]

he should at least try to make it not look like it.

[𐂂 rowan. / THE TIMEKEEPER @TERRAMOUTHPIECE]

⠀
1941.
a marriage out of convenience.
⠀

[ELDWIN. @agenteocolorum]

he's blushing now. looking away.

[ELDWIN. @agenteocolorum]

staring. and blinking. and more staring.

[ELDWIN. @agenteocolorum]

see. this is why i told you to stop talking to him.

[Agent ℝeinhardt @cautiousthunder]

if you're about to lecture me, I don't want to hear it.

[ELDWIN. @agenteocolorum]

🤨

[Agent ℝeinhardt @cautiousthunder]

🔈🔉🔊🔊🔊🔊

[ELDWIN. @agenteocolorum]

No.

[Agent ℝeinhardt @cautiousthunder]

do you want some €4000 champagne?

[ELDWIN. @agenteocolorum]

i told you so.

[Agent ℝeinhardt @cautiousthunder]

this aged so poorly for me actually

[ELDWIN. @agenteocolorum]

inconspicuously playing this tune https://t.co/ZnM98tW8v1

[ELDWIN. @agenteocolorum]

not literally, my little bee.

[ELDWIN. @agenteocolorum]

oh. you were not supposed to overhear that.

[ELDWIN. @agenteocolorum]

i am not patronising you.

[ELDWIN. @agenteocolorum]

that was more for our little friend

[ELDWIN. @agenteocolorum]

i will politely decline

[ELDWIN. @agenteocolorum]

i would rather avoid his corruption money