Maria Hill

I wanted to tell you that when you do crash and burn, I will be there when it happens. Laughing my ass off.

[Maria Hill @agenthill]

@agentcoulson_ Get Pepper Potts to do it. She's seen him in worse situations anyway. I'm not untying that asshole.

[Phil Coulson @agentcoulson_]

I congratulate both Agent Hill and Agent Romanoff for successfully managing to tie up Mr. Stark naked in his garage.

[Maria Hill @agenthill]

@agentcoulson_ The little prick asked for it. You don't need to worry about Fury, I already told him. He bought me lunch.

[Maria Hill @agenthill]

@starknakedhero It's none of your concern. And as much as I appreciate your precious advice, I'm not gonna take dating tips from a man-slut

[Maria Hill @agenthill]

@starknakedhero You just don't shut the fuck up, do you?

[Maria Hill @agenthill]

@starknakedhero I'm serious. I could get a Swiss knife and cut 'em up, cook 'em and serve 'em with your spaghetti bolognese. Dinner served.

[Maria Hill @agenthill]

@starknakedhero It's like you wanna get your balls chopped off.