Phil Coulson

If you try to escape, or play any sort of games with me, I will taze you and watch Supernanny while you drool into the carpet.

[Tony Stark @starkcissistic]

Move over Steve, Captain Britain is here to save the day.

[Phil Coulson @agentcoulson_]

@othereightpotts It would be much appreciated if you could get him out of there.

[Phil Coulson @agentcoulson_]

@othereightpotts He's been drugged and there's a tranq gun up his... I don't need to get into details.

[Phil Coulson @agentcoulson_]

@agenthill Well someone has to untie him eventually. And I'm not doing it.

[Phil Coulson @agentcoulson_]

But may I remind you I'm not your housekeeper, so if this mess isn't cleaned up within the next 5 minutes I'll have to report this to Fury.

[Phil Coulson @agentcoulson_]

I congratulate both Agent Hill and Agent Romanoff for successfully managing to tie up Mr. Stark naked in his garage.