alex gentilis

arboretum developer, accipiter enthusiast

[alex gentilis @agentilis92]

legitimately upset jimmy carter didn’t live to see this

[alex gentilis @agentilis92]

one year the usga will be smart enough to put the women’s open up against one of the mule fests and not the memorial. but not this year.

[alex gentilis @agentilis92]

@dancluchey how much of a nazi would he need to be before you’d vote for collins? like what if he just ran the trains or smashed out windows in jewish shops? camp guard? mild holocaust denial? overt holocaust denial? let’s find the line

[alex gentilis @agentilis92]

@dancluchey “more anodyne sins” like having a nazi tattoo and saying guys deserves to be shot?

[alex gentilis @agentilis92]

@clevelanddotcom “try and” lmao

[alex gentilis @agentilis92]

if it gets close for the guardians at the end of the year and they back in, circle “6 games against the judgeless yankees” as the luckiest thing in history

[alex gentilis @agentilis92]

remember when it was illegal to report on the laptop and the news said it was a psyop and then they were like lol it’s all true

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenneth_Belkin Do I look like I’m a part of the elite oligarch class. This was taken at a super 8 motel off I95 by the way.

[alex gentilis @agentilis92]

fry leading off
woof
maybe bury him so the game plan doesn’t get built around him

[alex gentilis @agentilis92]

@dilanesper it wasn’t tragic until they killed a person

[alex gentilis @agentilis92]

@ZackMeisel jeter owned the jake
turnabout is fair play

[alex gentilis @agentilis92]

this ended in a home run

[alex gentilis @agentilis92]

@the_engi_nerd four pi cubed huh
looks hard
is this why planes are expensive

[alex gentilis @agentilis92]

today in adventures in valet parking
“can you drive stick?”
“yes”
/leaves car in neutral without parking brake
/car rolls away
/i run after car jump in and stomp brake two inches from another car

never valet park if you have a stick in 2026

[alex gentilis @agentilis92]

@DocStrangelove2 are sanders banned in canada

[alex gentilis @agentilis92]

@GageEHC the other thing about “the manager should have” people is their preferred move always succeeds in the alternate multiverse. crazy how that works and it can never be disproven

[alex gentilis @agentilis92]

@GageEHC people who don’t work in private sector production fundamentally can’t understand long term payoff from small optimization changes

[alex gentilis @agentilis92]

@Clevta

[alex gentilis @agentilis92]

@NGreat330 @HowThingsWorkOH no substantive responses for awhile now. you’re nervous your whole worldview was shaped by moron history teachers. you havent read a book since your second kid was born. youre going on vibes and lib propaganda. keep it up! killing americans is really bad!

[alex gentilis @agentilis92]

@NGreat330 @HowThingsWorkOH lincoln only won in 1860 because the vote split. voters properly viewed him as a weirdo dipshit. you should read like 30 books and consider the permanent ramifications of literally a civil war vs just taking an extremely defensive and diplomatic posture against your countrymen

[alex gentilis @agentilis92]

@GageEHC (sports with no positive tests are rampant with drug abuse)

[alex gentilis @agentilis92]

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