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[Agent Clem @agentjoshawott]

Stuff like this - in theory - should make “fiscal conservatives” cream their pants, but we all know that “fiscal conservatives” aren’t actually a thing.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Mayor @ZohranKMamdani on cutting down wasteful budget spending:

There was waste. There's also this addiction to consulting. When we looked at the city budget, we realized we had to save money through efficiency. So we set up something called 'Chief Savings Officers' in every department. We saved $94M just by renegotiating contracts to a better rate. We saved $24M by letting go of unused office space. I believe that government has to be the most excellent, efficient version of itself to be worthy of people's trust.

[Agent Clem @agentjoshawott]

He’s just a fucking hairdo

[Forbes @Forbes]

Newsom Rejects Trump’s ‘Super Intelligence’ Rebrand—Signs Order To Keep Calling It AI
https://t.co/yk8zNe7qqc

[Agent Clem @agentjoshawott]

Time for someone to come up with a new social media app/site. Facebook has been slop for years, Twitter was ruined by a psychopath, and TikTok is nothing but ads, dumb live streams, and content farming accounts that steal videos. Next please.

[Agent Clem @agentjoshawott]

Time is a flat circle

[Matt Royer @royermattw]

Wow, Big Gretch going all out for the White House. 2028 is heating up.

[Agent Clem @agentjoshawott]

Okay. This is … something’s happening. One Marist poll can be ignored as an outlier but polling over the last few weeks has consistently been looking like this. People are already voting early in some states. October is still an eternity but.. wow.

[Pollfinity @pollfinity]

Democrats' largest generic ballot lead in YouGov/Economist history.

2026 Generic Ballot

🔵 Democrats: 51%
🔴 Republicans: 39%

Trend: Oct 2018: D+6 | Oct 2022: R+1 | Sept 2026: D+12

YouGov/Economist #A | Sept 1-30, 2026

[Agent Clem @agentjoshawott]

Holy Jesus Christ

[InteractivePolls @IAPolls2022]

📊 NPR/Marist polling (Sept 17–27, RV)

SENATE
🟦 Iowa — Turek 50–42 (+8)
🟦 Ohio — Brown 51-43 (+8)
🟦 Texas — Talarico 50–44 (+6)

GOVERNOR
🟦 Iowa — Sand 54–42 (+12)
🟦 Ohio — Acton 50-44 (+6)
🟦 Texas — Hinojosa 49–46 (+3)

[Agent Clem @agentjoshawott]

@mydragonlovesme @DemNationalist It’s fake

[Agent Clem @agentjoshawott]

There were a TON that I knew my freshman year at Oklahoma that voted for Obama in 2008 but I can’t imagine it’s like that anymore, we still had a Democratic governor and even a Democratic congressman

[Debbie Dingell Stan🇺🇦🇵🇸🇱🇧🇬🇪 @AustinHoney30]

Do Democratic straight white guys from SEC schools exist?

[Agent Clem @agentjoshawott]

Plenty of water in West Texas I’ll bet

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Ken Paxton calls for filling rural Texas with data centers:

“There’s plenty of open space in Texas that we can put data centers.”

[Agent Clem @agentjoshawott]

I know this walking neck-beard is not opening his fucking mouth

[Benjamin Domenech @bdomenech]

How is this not electioneering? She's literally telling them who to vote for.

[Agent Clem @agentjoshawott]

Among those who say that purple is their favorite color, purple is at a 98 percent approval

[OSZ @OpenSourceZone]

CNN: There Has Been No Decline in MAGA support for Trump

Trump Approval Rating Among MAGA
🟢 Approve: 98%
🔴 Disapprove: 1%

[Agent Clem @agentjoshawott]

“My culture” bitch what the fuck lmao

[Erin Maguire @Erinmaguire]

My culture is not your costume.

AOC is not a Buffalo Bills fan and likely doesn’t realize this is the only team that plays in the state of NY.

Take that hoodie off.

[Agent Clem @agentjoshawott]

@JustR_02 There will definitely be a focus on affordability, but they also have a duty to oversight - they haven’t even officially won back the majority, why are we already bitching

[Agent Clem @agentjoshawott]

Lmaoooooo EVERY TIME

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

JUST IN; Huge migrant caravan headed towards the US southern border.

[Agent Clem @agentjoshawott]

This is why we need to win EVERY toss-up in November, because can you imagine what his scrambled brain will do to any and every Democratic initiative? You thought Sinema and Manchin were bad?

[Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 @PollTracker2024]

Senator John Fetterman (D-PA) on whether he’d be the “51st Democrat” if Democrats win a Senate majority

“See what I do… Let’s revisit after the midterms, and let’s see what happens if I happen to be 51. I don't know.”

Fetterman made the comments at TribFest

[Agent Clem @agentjoshawott]

@CodyHallGA Not only is Jesus’s warning about these kinds of “Christians” actually in the Bible, but it’s literally the lesson in the parable Jesus is teaching lmao

[Agent Clem @agentjoshawott]

Seriously that stroke fried his brain

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Senator John Fetterman: “I’m a lifelong Republican.”

[Agent Clem @agentjoshawott]

I can’t do the “For You” tab on this website anymore. Nothing but content farming and 17-hour-old news, interrupted by occasional right wing bullshit that is absolutely elevated on purpose. I stick to my “Following” tab.

[Agent Clem @agentjoshawott]

Y’all elected cartoon villains. These people are somehow both the dumbest and also the most evil pieces of shit in the country - and y’all handed them the entire federal government. https://t.co/3operuMk9l

[Agent Clem @agentjoshawott]

Never underestimate the vast stupidity of the American electorate.

[Mariam 🐘 @Gaismair]

"the guy running for his first term in the US senate hasn't proved himself in the Senate"

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