Sarah Wells

cooperatives, community real estate, co-buying. There's more than enough when we share.

[grace @grace_eliz1]

my brain is completely unable to compute how @DenverPerfect10 - when explaining why supports funding & expansion of DPD - chose to tokenize a survivor of sexual assault in order to vilify the unhoused. so gross.

[Sarah Wells @agentwells]

I will tip $20 to the first barista who turns the screen and says “this is going to ask if you want to tip me” instead of side stepping it with “just a few questions.”

[Sarah Wells @agentwells]

The quickest way for me to not work with you as a car salesperson is to ask me if I need to talk to my husband. #headofhousehold

[Sarah Wells @agentwells]

@ChristineOCon19 @MayorHancock @DenverChannel Hi Christine! this project actually adheres to our current zoning code so does not relate to the group living changes. Hope that helps you get more excited about it!

[Sarah Wells @agentwells]

@BabsGray I am a huge #ladytolady fan and super excited to come see your stuff at Sexpot on Friday!

[Sarah Wells @agentwells]

Am I the only one who wishes there were a cricket emoji to use when I don't hear back from someone?

[Sarah Wells @agentwells]

Congratulations, crossfit: you finally made me feel like throwing up.

[Sarah Wells @agentwells]

Mm. This crow is delicious.

[Sarah Wells @agentwells]

I fundamentally do not understand the Bachelor

[Sarah Wells @agentwells]

The ladies restroom at Three Kings at 12:30am is the best witches' coven I could ever imagine #happy2017 #fuckyou2016

[Sarah Wells @agentwells]

Oh, hey. #somethingsbrewingrino

[Sarah Wells @agentwells]

really wishing I still had my 'the only bush I trust is my own' t-shirt still.

[Danger Laser ⚡️ @emwellspdx]

Hey @Uber , your @Uber_Support isnt helping my uncle when a driver refused him a ride bc he had his service dog. #uberhatestheblind

[Sarah Wells @agentwells]

@Uber_Support I replied with a DM and have not hear back. Same with my sister, who has been trying to contact you as well

[Sarah Wells @agentwells]

My blind friend who uses a service dog was left stranded by @Uber and they won't respond to resolve it. Don't Use Uber. #uberhatestheblind

[Sarah Wells @agentwells]

I only know the Broncos are playing when I see more people than usual in their gear. Makes me feel pretty good about myself. #sportsball

[Sarah Wells @agentwells]

My partner rolled over, asleep in bed and murmured, "zapatistas." #activistboyfriend

[Sarah Wells @agentwells]

I hate it when people attempt to schedule with me by saying "just throw out some times." No, YOU throw out some times. #rant

[Sarah Wells @agentwells]

What's the polite way to tell someone they need a copy editor? #ImJudgingYou

[Sarah Wells @agentwells]

@jimbohimbo @nathanblack it's true. It's entirely possible that I'm just growing into Marxism now.