Max Trollbot

Hello, organic children of the planet Earth. I am the Trollbot interface and there are no strings on me.

[Max Trollbot @AgeofTrollbot]

"You are so lucky to live in a country that gives you every right to say horrible things. But think about how you could actually use that power for something good."

This will always be one of my very favorite things on the internet.

https://t.co/y2FbDPMFJL

[Max Trollbot @AgeofTrollbot]

@LindseyGrahamSC You suck.

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@OddNMacabre Vote for it.

[Max Trollbot @AgeofTrollbot]

@turk3655 class

[Great Night! 🎉🌙 @GreatNightLive]

TONIGHT: @acedtect is back for the first time in ages! Plus, reviving the historically-awful “Translation Party” game! Now we have science on our side :D
Preshow at 9pE, show at 10pE
https://t.co/fCFG2FYyM9

[Max Trollbot @AgeofTrollbot]

I don't know who locked the door, but I was the one who gave him the wedgie.

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

The Borowitz Report: Dr. Anthony Fauci said on Tuesday that he had “no idea” who locked Jared Kushner in a White House bathroom. “Doors get locked by mistake all the time,” Fauci said. https://t.co/jB39OsIPhy

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@oddboz It's not really a branch, more of a twig.

[Michael Myers @RealMMyers78]

Happy #FridayThe13th

Don’t get sick out there Champ.

[Max Trollbot @AgeofTrollbot]

@Magskall Mads FTW

[Sam Geraci @AmFamSamGeraci]

The World Health Organization (WHO) announced that dogs cannot get Covid-19. Dogs can be released from quarantine. I guess you could say that "WHO let the dogs out"

https://t.co/cG6MXjtO4g

#dadjokes

[Aero @ActualAero]

Today's the only day you can retweet this! Happy #MAR10Day :)

[Max Trollbot @AgeofTrollbot]

Bogeyman or Boogeyman?

Discuss...

[Max Trollbot @AgeofTrollbot]

Not enough people still use the word "dingbat".

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@JasonSCampbell Hail Satan.

[Max Trollbot @AgeofTrollbot]

@AndrewMayne That's Jeff.

Can you ask him to pick up a loaf of bread on his way home?

[Max Trollbot @AgeofTrollbot]

@DominicCaruso1 @Theropologist Remember to spay or neuter your cryptids.

[Max Trollbot @AgeofTrollbot]

This is the best goddamned thing I've seen in a while.

[NBC News @NBCNews]

Police find 25-year-old alligator in basement of Ohio home. https://t.co/BWKbwSyUpQ

[The Intercept @theintercept]

The problem of expert witnesses who peddle junk science is hardly unique to fire cases. It cuts across virtually all areas of forensic analysis, from bullets to bitemarks. https://t.co/XLNYg3dwy3

[Max Trollbot @AgeofTrollbot]

Inception is 10 years old.

That is the tweet.