bryan williams

Random wisdom to be dispensed @ random times.

[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

When you turn on the World Cup game and they stop play for a “hydration break.”

[WhitePeopleHumor @whitememejesus]

Me: “Soccer is gay and stupid”

Also me tonight when America plays:

[Cinema Tweets @CinemaTweets1]

Tommy Lee Jones won the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor for The Fugitive because he not only matched Harrison Ford’s star-power in this film, he honestly surpassed it. This film belongs to Jones: he is in command from start to finish. This is historically-great acting from Jones.

[Jeremy @jeremyct]

food trucks used to sell you 3 amazing tacos for like $5 cash only.

then people with master’s degrees discovered them and now it’s $18.50 for 3 mid tacos plus a screen asking for a 20% tip

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Wade Garrett in Road House (1989) is the kind of role that reminds you why people loved Sam Elliott so much. The second he walks into the movie, it feels like everybody else is trying to keep up with his level of effortless cool.

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

True.

[BitcoinSapiens ⚡️ @BitcoinSapiens]

If I have to pay $6 rent a 40 year old movie off Amazon when I have a Prime subscription then we should just reopen Blockbuster. I'd rather have their employees judge my life choices.

[Restricted Daily @RestrictedDaily]

Red Dawn had every kid in 1984 turning their neighborhood into a battlefield. Bikes, BB guns, forts… we weren’t scrolling, we were “at war” till the streetlights came on.

[Reginald Spears @ReginaldSpears]

Kid Rock makes music for people who’ll never lose their jobs to AI because AI can’t get under a car and saw out a catalytic converter.

[Fight With Memes @FightWithMemes]

We used to be a proper country.

[The Ways of A Gentleman @Gentleman_Ways]

“At sunrise everything is luminous but not clear. It is those we live with and love and should know who elude us. You can love completely without complete understanding.”

-Norman Maclean, A River Runs Through It and Other Stories

[The Ways of A Gentleman @Gentleman_Ways]

I think about this scene often. It’s from the movie A River Runs Through It. Turn up the volume and give this a listen before bed.
You won’t regret it.

[Coach Scott Goodale @CoachGoodale]

"Your wife is not your best friend. Your dog is. Lock the two in the back of a trunk, come back two hours later and see which one is happy to see you". Coach Lou Holtz

RIP Coach Holtz. The best motivational speaker I've listened to

[Notre Dame Football @NDFootball]

Remembering the life and legacy of Lou Holtz

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

I love watching the U.S. fire missiles that cost 5 million dollars each while I make payment arrangements with the electric company.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

The USS Indianapolis monologue in Jaws (1975) is chilling every single time. Robert Shaw delivers it like a man remembering something he can’t ever escape, and the whole film goes dead quiet around him. One of the greatest speeches ever put on screen.

[Nebraska Cubbie @NebraskaCubbie]

My tax dollars better be used to fix that guys teeth

[Ravi Lulla @ralulla]

If Connor Hellebuyck ever has to buy a beer in this country again, we have failed as a people

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

USA USA USA 🇺🇸

[Devin Carvajal @DevCarvajal]

THE SAVE 🇺🇸

#Olympics2026 #USA #USAHockey