Edgar “Sludge” Dervish

Wabash Alum ‘12 ||||||| Inner City Detective ||||||| Save The Planet✊🏿

[Edgar “Sludge” Dervish @aggressivewiper]

Idk if anyone can make a song like this again

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Dem VVS dancin baby, my neck doin the dougie

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@Joselikeguys when you get older, you gotta get a dog and train it to bring you things.

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Woke up in the middle of the night out of an all-time PR 10.5 hour sleep to pee and ended up eating a scab by accident. Back to bed

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Walking as ur only exercise? As a male? There’s traffic for you to play in, Mr. AND sum horny DUDES

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@Mappy6984 There should be a really aggressive slur for these people

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@heatdaddy69420 Yea, Rob? Do you guys have to throw her in the slammer?

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Gym, dispo, dumplings.

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@NiHaoJiaRuiTe Holl on don’t get hold of that tapppp

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@bobbilly240 Hm- Rolling a joint, cranking stick, brushing teeth, walking around
Not on list- showering, cooking

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@ballhazin Quitting fuel

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@bethaninic_ Many things wrong with this

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Hearing kids talk about their frat somehow gets worse after you graduate.

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Ribs and Milk 4 dinner. I’m almost sure of it that there is an overweight WWE fan in a wifebeater out there that would tear this shit to bits.

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Wiping my ass with ham

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Group chat idea: remind others to take their creatine. This could be with a lot of people

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Don’t eat this ever👍

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Geeked at a diner in the Bronx rn. How fitting

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If it keeps raining like this I have no choice but to keep smoking weed during my lunch break.