José

[José @Joselikeguys]

the jail blazers are back, welcome ja morant.

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something bout that pr coffee man, they must be doing something special to the bean

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@stuffthatrules_ insert: stopping at lemonade stand on a hot day, getting the little lads fired up.

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popped in @rohtoeyedrops for the first time in a min and boy do those hurt so good

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horrible rep: ripped my pen and from my car to the gym i managed to do that awkward sidewalk shuffle with 3 ppl and then ran into someone’s mom from my preschool who i pretended to somehow remember while the blinker is kicking in

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@aggressivewiper “wipe till u bleed” joe @he03982642

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@bullaforpres @ralphiecia2192 @NiHaoJiaRuiTe @foreigner5500 @aggressivewiper next question, keep the bev.

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felt washed this morning when i cramped while simply taking a shit

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road trippin w the fam and they stopped for groceries. was hungry so i took down half a rotisserie chicken on the park bench outside w my bare hands. very enjoyable experience other than a few weird looks. anyways feelin primal.

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just sat on the plane in between 2 baby’s, 5mins in and they are blasting baby shark. wish me luck

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s/o @Spotify daylist, i was feeling “frosted tips teen rock” this friday afternoon

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welcome to daggastan. population: me and the guy the won’t get out of my head

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feel like a puddle, happy wednesday

[José @Joselikeguys]

anyone else accidentally press on spotifys gay version of reels

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sunday morning joint, yacht rock, cookies, and prebiotic soda

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New record: 5 shits in one day

It’s only 10:42am

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this class is a joke. it’s half way thru the last semester of my senior year and the teacher is explaining how everything multiplied by 0 is 0 while a group a girls are playing minecraft in the front of the classroom.

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set myself up for failure today when i chose to not do my laundry and use the last pair of undies in the drawer

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in the handicap stall gripping the support beams and making noise