toiletseatwarmer

If you ain’t sneezin, it ain’t seasoned. #AGTG #BIGPIMPIN

[toiletseatwarmer @foreigner5500]

Fucking clippers fleece what the actual fuck @NiHaoJiaRuiTe

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The Los Angeles Clippers are nearing deal sending Kawhi Leonard to the Toronto Raptors for Brandon Ingram, Gradey Dick, 2 first-round picks, 1 pick swap and 2 second-rounders, sources tell ESPN. A return to Canada for the Raptors champion and two-time Finals MVP.

[toiletseatwarmer @foreigner5500]

@NiHaoJiaRuiTe Mf shoulda never left. Would have had a dynasty

[Perry "Chip" Maxwell @ChipJohnson01]

Who in the world has 4 hours and 40 minutes to sit down and watch a YouTube video?

[toiletseatwarmer @foreigner5500]

I’m like 1 more week of being unemployed from posting on here every hour

[Roger Gonzalez @RGonzalezCBS]

USMNT: 12 World Cups, one knockout stage win
Canada: 3 World Cups, one knockout stage win

[toiletseatwarmer @foreigner5500]

I’m seeing so much shit talk on here from people from the states. Whole lotta talk for people who haven’t played their RO32 game yet. Your boys better back it up @NiHaoJiaRuiTe

[toiletseatwarmer @foreigner5500]

Weekend recap of what could cause me to have straight liquid devlins this weekend (just had one) Thoughts?

Drugs

The 30+ lime nutrls

Starting the weekend off with chipotle

Taco Bell (had this like 40 mins ago)

$15 hotel breakfast buffet

20 chicken wings from a pizza place

[toiletseatwarmer @foreigner5500]

This Canada game feeling like I’m watching a crystal palace game @NiHaoJiaRuiTe. Inevitable South Africa scores in the 85th minute

[toiletseatwarmer @foreigner5500]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[toiletseatwarmer @foreigner5500]

@heatdaddy69420 @NiHaoJiaRuiTe

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Mood

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Gavin McChinfinder to the leafs is sick. Loved this kid ever since he folded some dipshit like a lawn chair who was running his mouth at his family. That’s the grit the leafs need. I’m all in

[Jordan Schmaltz @J_Swish24]

90..90..90..90.93.93.93.93.1 🗣️🎙️

[toiletseatwarmer @foreigner5500]

Coca Cola in hand. Just asked mom for some shrooms from her stash cuz im bored. MLB The Show all night until I fall asleep sitting up. Diamond Dynasty ain’t gone play itself

[toiletseatwarmer @foreigner5500]

Small burner banger alert

[toiletseatwarmer @foreigner5500]

Helped my mom at work today and she didn’t even get me a treat on the way home what is this bullshit economy

[toiletseatwarmer @foreigner5500]

A weekend of electronic music and drugs are on the horizon. Unfortunately dealing with my neighbourhood reeking of curry right now so gotta get thru that before I get there

[Jordan Schmaltz @J_Swish24]

Look at how filth this chin guard is on Austrian centre-back Stefan Posch. Not even seal team 6 could find that chin #tucked

-People’s

[toiletseatwarmer @foreigner5500]

Helped my mom at work today and she didn’t even get me a treat on the way home what is this bullshit economy

[toiletseatwarmer @foreigner5500]

@aggressivewiper Grandparents got 0% lactose free milk last week when they were at my house. Could borderline see through it it was so watery

[toiletseatwarmer @foreigner5500]

Just ate a rare steak after leaving it out all night chat how cooked am I