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@HumansNoContext It is possible to hold your breath for more than 2 minutes. The record is over 20 minutes

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@r22aug @metoffice @ATCLeicester I went straight to the comments to see how many will point this out!

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@BernardRand @PhysicsNews Neither have I. But I don't regulatly read the papers where they claim it is a problem and that they are targeting with this campain (the Sun, Mirror and Daily Star).

[Tom Court @machotrouts]

I remember when Sims 2 came out being genuinely confused about the new "lifetime" relationship bar, because I didn't understand the concept of having a deep connection to someone that can survive a day of bad interaction. And I still don't, but now I understand that's a me thing

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Come and join my FIFA World Cup™ Fantasy league on FIFA+! The league pin is 7IOGUTSR. https://t.co/VdVnIZG3wK

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@rorybremner @siyasiya18 Actually it's a 12% pay cut every night and a 27% pay cut on every weekend. #JustSayin

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@Transfer__HQ "According to the Daily Mail, Chelsea COULD make a move for Ronaldo" is not "breaking" news.

Have they, or haven't they?

If someone tells you it is raining outside, you shouldn't just tweet that they said so. You should look out of the window and find out.

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@astgarrido @tejoesperanto mi nur hodiaŭ ekvidas ĉi-tion. Dankon pro la repepaĵo :)

[centredevils. @centredevils]

Report: Manchester United have made a transfer decision on £105m Premier League duo.

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@UberFacts I was surprised I had to scroll down so much to find veganism in the replies. I guess not everyone lives in Brighton.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Frenkie de Jong on Man United deal: “You’re always flattered when teams show interest in you as a player, but I am at the biggest club in the world at the moment”, via @TomCollomosse. 🚨🇳🇱 #MUFC

“I feel fine there [at Barça], so… no news”, de Jong added. #FCB

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The "lowest recorded newly symptomatic rate" was actually about 0.0000001%* on 6th Feb 2020 when the first case in the South East was identified in Brighton. #justsaying

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@BBCr4today After Wall to Wall coverage of Liverpool yesterday, I was hoping for some mention of @ManUtd winning the Youth FA Cup today. Come on @bbcnickrobinson

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@mikeo_s @Owain_jonez Given the old and intended meaning of the word, it was almost certainly Holmes who ejaculated.

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#totwhu I'm not sure why the crowd are booing Kurt Zooma. Surely they should be miaowing instead

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@bpeel And he may have been born not long after the moon landings!

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@bpeel If he's French, his surname may well be Robert not Roberts (not an uncommon surname)
Reminds me that most Brits are surprised when I tell them the most common surname in France is Martin.

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@machotrouts Indyref 2 sometime in 2022

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@la_fanjo Mi kabeis!

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@blueflops You have to keep some cards in case of a change of tactic by the opponent or an unexpected injury. But yeah, when they still have some subs left at injury time it may be done for time wasting, or if winning, to give à youngster some experience

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@blueflops Tactics. Players CAN last 90 mins and 16 out of 22 9n the pitch have to. "fresh legs" at say 60 minutes sounds like a good idea but you have to consider where best to put them, how that will change the evolution of the game and you have to keep some cards in hand in case of...